Google Translate

GPlus Timestamp: Sep 29, 2014 1:19:38PM
Migrated. Not Formatted.

The advent of Google Translate encourages me to work at my Japanese because it piques my interest in the original text. I laugh and wonder what could possibly be going on in the original Japanese to produce results like these?

It was a challenge nearly impossible to Takano-san was unrelated to agriculture, “When you face a difficult job, chest I become hot and Jean.”

Note: ジーン means gene; ジーンズ is jeans (like denim pants).

I lend to young urban residents the open space-farmers to prevent aging.

Bonus: I learned a new English word today: plangently.
Takano-san wrote a letter plangently.