{"id":4954,"date":"2020-12-26T18:13:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-27T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/?p=4954"},"modified":"2021-06-19T19:12:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T00:12:57","slug":"christmas-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/snippets\/christmas-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Originally posted to FB. --><br \/>\nOn the second day of Christmas.<br \/>\nHe: &#8220;I found this wire when I was running.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe: &#8220;You picked up a piece of wire? And brought it home? Why?&#8221;<br \/>\nHe: &#8220;Not just wire&#8230;I mean an iPhone charging cable.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe: &#8220;Oooh! I need one of those. I ran over the end of mine with  my chair and now it&#8217;s hard to plug it into the computer.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe: Holds it out to her. &#8220;Merry Christmas.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe: &#8220;Woot!&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd thus ends the tale of how a random charging cable found in the street upgraded my electronics set-up.<br \/>\nTomorrow: 25 holiday projects with duct tape.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the second day of Christmas, my truelove gave to me&#8230;. <\/p>\n<div class=\"belowpost\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/snippets\/christmas-gifts\/\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4954"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4957,"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954\/revisions\/4957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}