\n“Hmmm. The Do It Yourself Bible.” That’s what AJM said as he picked up a book and settled back on the couch.\n<\/p>\n
\n“The Do It Yourself Bible?”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Yeah. You know. Pick ten commandments from the list below.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Specify type of god: 1) just; 2) merciful; 3) lusty; 4) trickster.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Specify gender of god: 1) male; 2) female; 3) god is an all-encompassing spiritual entity for which gender is irrelevent.”\n<\/p>\n
\n“Specify afterlife: 1) everlasting reward for the good, everlasting punishment for the bad; 2) try and try again, until you get it right; 3) your sense of identity is an illusion which prevents you from participating in the true nature of god.”\n<\/p>\n
\nTurns out it was the DIY Bible of Home Maintenance and Repair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Another example of problematic modifiers. <\/p>\n