{"id":139,"date":"2004-09-11T22:06:09","date_gmt":"2004-09-12T04:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/uncategorized\/welcome-to-the-21st-century"},"modified":"2004-09-11T22:06:09","modified_gmt":"2004-09-12T04:06:09","slug":"welcome-to-the-21st-century","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zanthan.com\/wordsintobytes\/21st-century\/welcome-to-the-21st-century\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the 21st Century"},"content":{"rendered":"

The boy came over so that we could move his desk and another load of boxes.
\n“Hey,” I said when he walked in. “We have a surprise for you.”
\nHe gave me that look.
\n“We got you a cell phone and added your line to our account.”
\n“Wow! Cool. Thanks.”
\n“Oh. And I’ve got another surprise.”
\n“You bought me an SUV?”
\n“No.”
\n“Well, I thought maybe you were going for the whole suburban-lifestyle package.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If ET was carrying his cell, they wouldn’t be waiting for him to phone home.<\/p>\n

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