May 25, 2006
Reverse Ajax

A brief note setting out the three main ways that server to browser communication can be implemented. Reverse Ajax

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May 15, 2006
Party Game

Werewolf looks like a fun game to play with a group of people.

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May 10, 2006
New Amazon Search Feature

I was searching for a book X on Amazon just now and at the top of the search results they now show a section titled Customers who searched for X ultimately chose: which lists three of the search results. This is pretty cool because with 1115 other results to look through this at least gives a good starting point.

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May 09, 2006
Buzzword bingo

This Ajaxian » Apache XAP Proposal contains the following quote:

XAP is to provide an XML-based declarative framework for building, deploying and maintaining rich, interactive, Ajax-powered web applications. A basic principal of XAP is to leverage existing Ajax projects such as Apache Kabuki and Dojo, as well as other community efforts such as Eclipse openAjax. It aims to be pluggable with various Ajax toolkits, reduce the need of scripting and solve the development challenge as well as application maintenance challenges associated with Ajax programming.

Now let's work out how many buzz words. XML, declarative, framework, rich, interactive, ajax, community, pluggable, toolkit. So +9 for this but they left out modular, which wouldn't have been too hard to stuff in so I'm going to deduct 1 point for a score of 8. We should probably add three for the three open source projects mentioned and one extra for claiming to solve all of the challenges associated with ajax programming. Final score 12.

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May 05, 2006
panic.com shows who's ripping off their designs

The ripoffs are interesting, the presentation is amusing, and the html used to display them looks really nice. I like the inplace expand of the thumbnail images and the highlighting that happens when you move the mouse on to and off of the expanded image. Panic - Extras - The Rip-Off Express

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Massively Multiplayer Sex

Interesting article about developing a massively multiplayer online game with an unusual theme. Is it real or just a joke, who knows. It's an interesting idea though. The Escapist - I Was Young, I Needed the Money

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March 29, 2006
Desktop Roomba

Here's an idea for a little app, the Desktop Roomba. This would be represented by a little vacuum cleaner that moved about the desktop during idle moments in a random walk. When it came across a file that had not been accessed in a while it would collect it up in its bag. It would take the same approach with windows that hadn't recently been used.

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September 10, 2005
Apple Wedding Planning Software

If Apple made Wedding planning software it would just have to be called iDo wouldn't it?

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April 25, 2005
Hair Shirt

I used this expression at work today and was surprised to find not everyone had heard it before. Anyway, here's a definition of hair shirt. Why I'm posting this I just don't know.

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-- for in depth definition: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07113b.htm Posted by: on June 25, 2005 12:31 PM
I know what you mean. I'm not Catholic, but read medieval murder mysteries. I mentioned it in the office and no one knew what I was talking about. Scary. Posted by: on February 23, 2006 03:37 PM
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March 25, 2005
Hot Cross Buns - A rating system

It's hard to find what I think is a good hot cross bun in Austin. Here's a Hot Cross Bun recipe from the UK where the cross on top is baked on and then the finished bun glazed. Here the cross is just put on with icing. Also, they're not spicy enough. Anyway, the real point of this is to introduce my Hot Cross Bun rating system. Going from the worst to the best we have.

  • Tepid and Disgruntled
  • Warm and Angry
  • Hot and Cross

Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all week. Try the veal, it's lovely

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February 27, 2005
Nice day in Austin today

Got back from an overnight trip to Houston today and the weather in Austin was just great. Left yesterday in the rain. It drizzled on the way to Houston and rained harder as we drove past the refineries and chemical plants in Pasadena. It let up a bit on the Battleship TEXAS. It rained on the drive to Galveston but cleared up while we were looking at historic houses, and cruise ships that look like tower blocks on their sides, and the sea wall, (sort of Blackpool Promenade without the historic bits, or the tower, or the illuminations, or the Pleasure Beach). Came back to Austin today and the sun was shining so I went for a run round Town Lake, what a relief. Actually dispite the rain I did enjoy the trip, interesting stuff.

By the way, cruise ships don't look like I thought they should. My image was always of liners like the Normandie or Queen Elizabeth, but that's not what a modern cruise ship looks like. One of the ships in Galveston was the Grand Princess, a rather slab sided vessel with no funnels, instead it has a cluster of metal tubes poking out of the top. We saw the Grand Princess leave harbour. A strange experience in some ways as the ship sailed to its own sound track. As it pulled away from the dock its loudspeaker system started to play music as if the whole thing was actually a film, instead of some real experience with its own sights and sounds that the passengers were actually participating in. Besides that weird disconnect it must have been really loud on board for us to be able to hear it pretty clearly on shore.

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Of course cruise ships bear little resemblance these days to the great ships of previous years. Jane would call them "giant floating gin palaces" and she would be right. I find them ugly to look at. It was a hard life on a tea clipper in the mid to late 1800 but they were elegant to look at. Posted by: Margaret on March 1, 2005 01:33 PM
XSLTXT - Fixes for toXSL with Java 1.4

Turns out that when converting from XSL in XML format to XSL in XSLTXT format XSLTXT produces different results for Java 1.4 and Java 1.5. In Java 1.4 the default SAX parser is org.apache.crimson.jaxp.SAXParserImpl while Java 1.5 uses com.sun.org.apache.xerces.internal.jaxp.SAXParserImpl. Unfortunately they differ in the way they treat newlines at the start of text, the crimson parser incorrectly drops them. To get around this I've created a jar file for XSLTXT that includes the implementation classes for Xerces 2.6.2. If you're using Java 1.4, and you're converting from XSL in XML to XSL in XSLTXT format using the toXSLTXT command you should use this file. The xsltxt.jar and xsltxtWithXerces.jar file both check the class name of SAX parser that will be used and issue a warning if the name includes the string .crimson.. Get the latest version of XSLTXT from xsltxt.dev.java.net.

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February 01, 2005
Mac OS X - Opening a Terminal from IntelliJ IDEA

From inside of IntelliJ IDEA I want to be able to right click on a directory or file in the Project view and open a Terminal window already set up with its current directory set to the location of the directory or file. Unfortunately I couldn't find a simple way to do this! There is a command open that will open a file but that by default uses the Finder if you pass it a file or directory and trying open -a Terminal didn't work.

Using applescript its possible to open a Terminal window and issue it commands. If you use

tell application "Terminal"
  activate
  do script with command "cd " & "/Users/foo"
end tell

you end up with a Terminal window open on directory /Users/foo. Now the problem is that the standard way to execute an applescript from the command line, and hence what I have to use from IDEA, doesn't accept parameters. In fact, if you look at the man page for osascript this is listed as one of the bugs. To get around this problem I used osasubr which can execute a subroutine in an applescript and pass it parameters. So, I ended up with an applescript like

on doit(dir)
  tell application "Terminal"
    activate
    do script with command "cd " & quoted form of dir
  end tell
end doit

saved in a file OpenTerminal.scpt and entry for an enternal tool in IDEA with a program of /usr/local/bin/osasubr and parameters of /Users/amoffat/Projects/AppleScript/OpenTerminal.scpt doit $FileDir$

This works but it certainly seems like a lot of work!

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December 31, 2004
Coaling from a Collier

Coaling from a Collier, something that isn't done these days. It's important to remember the old saying one hand overhauling the clewline is worth a dozen on the sheet, especially if you have any idea what it means. So far I have discovered that overhauling is to haul a fall of rope through a block till it is slack, a clewline is a rope that runs from the bottom corner of a square sail to the yard and is used when reefing to pull the corners of the sail up to the yard, and a sheet is a rope running from the clew to the deck and is used to trim the sail when its angle to the wind has been adjusted by moving the yards. So, I'd guess that what the saying means is that more can be achieved by a small amount of properly applied effort than a lot of brute force, one person slacking off the rope holding the clew is worth twelve trying to pull the clew down with the sheets?

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July 13, 2004
Accidental Mullet

I went and got a haircut yesterday. After the first bit of chopping I thought the sides needed some trimming, and that's what I asked for. It now appears that I have accidentally acquired the early stages of a mullet. Ah well...

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July 09, 2004
Driving to Houston

I drove from Austin to Houston and back this weekend. I saw absolutely no Bush-Cheney stickers on any cars. I did see a Kerry sticker though.

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December 23, 2003
Lutefisk

Never eaten it and after reading The Power of Lutefisk I don't think I ever will. Funny writing in a "Three Men in a Boat" style. How to describe that first bite? Its a bit like describing passing a kidneystone to the uninitiated. If you are talking to someone else who has lived through the experience, a nod will suffice to acknowledge your shared pain, but to explain it to the person who has not been there, mere words seem inadequate to the task. So it is with lutefisk.

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December 18, 2003
Complete Lack of Updates

Due, of course, to work. Did see this recently though. bit-tech :: Orac³ - Part 3, the finest case mod I've seen so far. More of a custom engineering effort than a mod but shows what you can achieve if you have a vision and take the time to do a good job.

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November 05, 2003
How Many Herring in a Cran?

Here's the traditional definition of a cran. But here we have Measures, Stowage Rates and Yields of Fishery Products which provides the information that one cran is 37.5 gallons or 6.03 cubic feet which is on average 1,200 herrings (can be between 700 to 2,500 depending on the size) and weighs about 28 stone or 28 * 14 = 392 lbs of herring).

p.s. 1 cran = 4 baskets

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November 03, 2003
Bad Pun

If Apple were to make spectacles would they be called iGlasses?

This should be probably be accompanied by some terrible BBC style graphic of some specs with a firewire cable photoshopped onto the frame. But I haven't the time or talent to do that.

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October 27, 2003
Cher on CSPAN

Cher phoned in to CSPAN today. There's a transcript of her comments available. You can view the video at c-span.org - skip ahead to about the 20th minute of the video link entitled "Washington Journal Entire Program (10/27/2003)" so it looks genuine.

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October 19, 2003
Lose Weight Now - Ask Me How

Well don't actually as I'm not sure myself. However, I'd like to report that I just reached the end of week 12 of the American Running association 12 Week Run/Walk program. This, combined with not eating all the snacks at work, has helped me lose 14 pounds. A side effect is that I can now run round Town Lake (First Street to Mopac and back) without collapsing in a heap. The downside is that I probably have to keep running round Town Lake or the weight will come back. The New Yorker had a great cartoon in the October 6th issue with the title "Your Lost Weight". It shows various blobs standing around with one looking at its watch and being asked by another "Ready to head back?"

Posting about this is sort of inspired by The Truffle Diet. Someone who lost 10 pounds using Dance Dance Revolution as the exercise component. I adopted a less embarassing, for me, and more conventional exercise option and I didn't really count calories. It did work though so hurray.

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September 30, 2003
Design Takes Time

Realising yet again that decent design takes time. Not just time spend doing it but elapsed time so that it can be subconsciously considered. I've spent the past few weeks working on a design for some new software features at work. After a couple of rounds of review meetings I think it's starting to come together. It's also starting to look less like something bolted on to the side of the product and more like an integral part. I know that time spent now considering alternatives is better than just leaping in to coding the first idea but sometimes it's hard to convince yourself that you're actually making progress when you have 1000 lines of document and lots of diagrams instead of 1000 lines of java.

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Yeah, Man, I feel your pain. Posted by: on October 1, 2003 09:28 PM
Which Language to Learn Next

which language to learn? - The Joel on Software Forum. Of course I had to chime in with my $0.02

If you don't know lisp or scheme I'd recommend one of those (scheme would be my preference) first. Of the three you list I wouldn't pick ADA as it's AFAIK a fairly standard procedural language. Between Haskell and ML I'd probably choose Haskell. It's such a purely functional language you have to start to think functionally, I think ML still let's you code imperative code if you want to. On the other hand, Haskell is, IMHO, difficult to find practical applications for, that is it is difficult to interface with the outside, generally imperative, world. If you go with ML you can use OCaml, which offers all sort of programming paradigms in one box. Personally I wouldn't bother with perl, python, or ruby if you want to learn anything beyond a new syntax. Sure they're all slightly different from each other but no where near as different as scheme or haskell.

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September 15, 2003
When will it end?

Looking back it's always easier to see when something ended than when you're actually living through it. As the Roman empire declined people probably didn't identify at the time when it "ended". They didn't wake up one day and say, wow, looks like the empire ended yesterday.

So, when did Microsoft's domination of personal computing end? Looking back from twenty years hence will people point to Linux, or Java, or Netscape (I know they failed, but did they do enough as they died to pull down MS as well) or the Blaster worm or the first moblie phone running app X, or something else and say, "well, they didn't know it at the time, but that's when it was all over for tMicrosoft"?

Ok, it may be provocative, but such domination can't last forever, can it? And if it can't when will it end, if it's not already? Is Microsoft currently in the position of dominating the thought space for some section of computing while the actual work is switching over to another platform?

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Actually, when the Visigoths came through and burned Rome down, killing the emperor in the midst of it, I think people probably had a clue that the empire was done with.... Posted by: Glen Campbell on September 20, 2003 12:05 AM
history is written by winners. nothing accepted as correct is to be relied upon. Posted by: on September 23, 2003 02:27 PM
September 09, 2003
iTunes and NPR

All Things Considered this evening had a review of an album from Verve called Verve Remixed 2. Just now I looked on the ITunes store and it was listed as number one in the Today's Top Albums section! Perhaps the intersection between All Things Considered listeners and Mac owners is rather large :)

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September 05, 2003
Maxtor 5000DV on Mac OS X

Today I bought a Maxtor 5000DV drive for MSS because the hard drive on her Mac is only 10 gigabytes. Yesterday we had a celebration for shipping our latest release and us lucky developers got iPods as a thank you (feels so 90s sometimes). However, even the smallest 15 Gb iPod has 5Gb more storage that MSS's whole computer, and there was no way any music would fit, along with her photos and other things, on her machine. So, off to Frys.

The new drive is 200Gb (well 189 when you actually check) which caused a few problems setting it up. The instructions for connecting to a Mac were very simple, just plug the firewire cable into the back of the Mac and the drive should appear on the desktop. Well, it turned out it wasn't that simple after all. I followed the instructions and nothing happened. I went to the Maxtor support website and followed the additional instructions there (including numerous reboots) and still no joy.

Finally I did the sensible thing and applied some unix to the problem. Looking at the output of dmesg showed a line mountmsdosfs(): disk too big, sorry. A bit of poking around on google indicated that BSD systems have problems with very large FAT32 partitions. This meant I was going to have to reformat the disk as HFS+ before Mac OS X could deal with it. The problem was I didn't know how Mac OS X did this. Back to google, plus some poking around in /sbin revealed that the correct thing to do was pdisk followed by newfs_hfs. I found the correct name for the device to partition and format by looking the the system log. When I plugged in the firewire cable it complained about the device it couldn't read. The final piece of the puzzle was how to get root access to perform the partition and format. Fortunately this blog entry on root access under Mac OS X came to my rescue.

Once I knew what to to solving the problem only took a few minutes and the drive's now working nicely. If anyone else has the same problems I hope this helps them out.

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September 03, 2003
bogofilter, qmail and maildrop part two

Expanded .mailfilter script to deliver messages marked as spam by bogofilter directly to the spam mailbox. Simple stuff.

if (/^X-Bogosity: Yes/)
{
to "$HOME/Maildir/.Spam/"
}
else
{
to "$HOME/Maildir/"
}
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September 02, 2003
spam - bogofilter, qmail, and maildrop

I read my mail at home using the mail client in mozilla. I'm very happy with the Bayesian mail filtering it provides as it does a great job of distinguishing between spam and non spam. However, I thought I'd like to experiment with some server based filtering.

My first attempt is to use bogofilter to perform the mail clasification. In the future I'll probably try CRM114 as it claims an amazing accuracy. The only tricky part of the process so far was to work out how to get qmail to deliver the mail to my maildir after filtering with bogofilter.

I found various recipes through google for qmail and bogofilter but they all seemed to use separate accounts for spam and non spam email. What I wanted was to keep the folder structure that mozilla's junk mail filtering is using. My initial setup is very simple, all I do is use bogofilter to add an X-Bogosity header to the mail and then use maildrop to put it in my maildir inbox. This involves three files.

.qmail file that qmail uses to perform delivery. This just passes the incoming mail through preline to a script I wrote that invokes bogofilter and then maildrop.

|preline spam/qmail-bogofilter.sh

qmail-bogofilter.shscript. I need the LD_LIBRARY_PATH as BerkeleyDB isn't where it "should" be. Then just pass the message through bogofilter and then to maildrop for delivery according to the instructions in .mailfilter

export LD_LIBRARY_PATH=/usr/local/BerkeleyDB.4.0/lib
/usr/local/bin/bogofilter -p -3 | /usr/local/bin/maildrop

.mailfilter file that controls maildrop. At the moment very simple, it just puts the mail into the default folder.

to "$HOME/Maildir/"

Of course bogofilter makes mistakes from time to time, later I'll describe the python program I use to "train" it after I've manually (well, with mozilla's help) clasified the mail. In the future I'm planning on expanding the .mailfilter recipe so that spam is automatically delivered to the correct mailbox.

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August 27, 2003
Making the office look nice

Mostly a case of trying to avoid the power lines to the left and right. In this photo it really doesn't look too bad. This is a view of the back of the building in the early morning. The "lake" is a flooded quarry, in the summer high school kids come and jump off the cliff.

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August 23, 2003
A Picture Never Lies?

Just take a look at some of the things in Greg's Digital Portfolio then! Especially the three photographs of people. Amazing work.

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August 13, 2003
Wooden Mirror

Excellent. Wooden Mirror

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August 07, 2003
My Desk

What it generally looks like. Hardly room to swing a mouse. Not a genuine IBM Model M keyboard but an oldish Dell of the same quailty. IntelliJ IDEA on the right hand screen, Mozilla on the left.

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August 06, 2003
The Beggar's Bridge

Just listening to some tunes by Vin Garbutt while I work. One of which is The Beggar's Bridge about Tom Ferris who built a bridge over the Esk river in 1619 after making his fortune in the Elizabethan navy. Of course the bridge is still there in Glaisdale, after all after only 400 years why wouldn't it be!

I suppose in my mind the Esk's other claim to fame is that it reaches the North Sea at Whitby, where Dracula landed abord the Demeter. Here are some very nice pictures of Whitby, or as the title says Dracula's Whitby (dramatic music). One day I'll have to visit.

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July 29, 2003
Dual Head

Just swapped over at work from a single Dell 200FP 20 inch flat panel to dual Dell 1800FP 18 inch flat panels. Either setup is, in my opinion, a very nice. The 20 inch was bought at the end of last year when Dell was having a special that brought the price down to about $800, the current price is pretty outrageous. At that time the developers had the choice of dual 18 or single 20. I, and one other person, chose single 20, the others went for dual 18. The 2000FP is a very nice monitor, but dual 1800FP turns out to be better. Recent reorgs and moves means I can now pinch, or "free up", enough 1800FPs for me.

The dual setup has a lot more useful real estate because its greater horizontal space is more useful to me that the greater vertical with the 20 inch monitor. It let's me keep IntelliJ open on one screen and still let's me see a browser or running app on the other. Setting up the linux box wasn't too difficult. As it's a Nvidia card I had to download and install their driver before the dual head feature would work. For the rest of it I just copied a colleague's XF86Config.

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July 24, 2003
Chiliastic

Chiliastic. Discovered in a New Yorker book review (I generally only look at the cartoons) . Apparently a "chiliastic ideology" is one of the six criteria that must be met for a regime to be totalitarian. A word so sstrange I had to look it up. This definition of chiliastic is perhaps better for understanding what a chiliastic ideology might be.

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Crazy, I just loked Chiliastic up on like four web sites and all I found where references to a millenium of peach and harmony. Posted by: on October 24, 2005 03:44 PM
July 23, 2003
My Trip to Liberty City

I found the first few paragraphs of this New York Times article, Video Artists Escape Hollywood Sensibility pretty interesting. They talk about the way some people have been using video games as the basis for making "Art".

In my opinion some games are pretty close to Art, if not already there, even without reinterpretation. This isn't about that though, it's about creating someting new by looking at a game from a different perspective, not the one the game makers had in mind. Even if you don't agree games are Art I think you've got to admit that the idea of approaching Grand Theft Auto, as if the protagonist were a Canadian tourist, instead of the violent criminal he's meant to be, and recording a virtual tour of the setting, Liberty City, is clever. The resulting video can be seen at My Trip to Liberty City. I'm intrigued by these sorts of repurposings.

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Fish And Chips

Fish and Chips

Yummy. At least every couple of years it is. A photographic souvenir of my recent holiday in the UK.

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Bear in mind, though, that the English national dish these days is curry. Posted by: Simon Brunning on July 25, 2003 07:32 AM
Yep. I've eaten quite a bit of curry in the UK. Didn't the tourist board try to get curry made the "official" dish of the UK a few years ago. Posted by: Alex on July 26, 2003 08:57 AM
Yum! Posted by: Lisa on July 28, 2003 09:49 PM
July 19, 2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Shandon and I went to see this today and we both enjoyed it enormously. I was dubious going in, but it was most lighthearted fun I've had at the movies so far this year.

Johnny Depp was an excellent, and in my opinion, very camp, good pirate captain Jack Sparrow. I kept feeling that at some point there would be a quick aside, or even a plot twist, where he was going to admit that he really preferred cabin boys to Keira Knightly.

Geoffery Rush was the bad pirate captain Barbossa. He reminded me most of Tom Baker playing Captain Redbeard Rum in Black Adder II. Keira Knightly's character, Elizabeth, wasn't just a screaming love interest, she took the lead at couple of points.

The whole movie was funny and well worth seeing. There were a couple of places where you could guess what the next line was going to be, and I was disappointed the scriptwriters didn't try and confound our expectations. Otherwise the dialog was great and some of it pretty amusing. Curse of Monkey Island sort of stuff, an insult based duel wouldn't be out of place.

The effects, apart from a disappointing and very cgi looking first shot, were great. Storybook Pirates set in a storybook 18th century Caribbean with some nice twists and swashbuckling stunts.

Even the plot, apart from what I though was a weak ending, held together well. Classic structure of a quest with a reversal. It's also interesting how they were able to maneuver round pirates' propensity for rape. It becomes clear in the movie that Elizabeth is safe with these pirates because of a peculiarity of their condition.

All in all we both enjoyed ourselves greatly, I'd even go and see it again at the cinema. Recently I've felt that I've wasted my time after some of the stuff I've seen so this was a really pleasant change.

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pirates of the caribbean was the best movie i have seen all year orlando bloom (will turner) was so hot. johnny Depp (captin jack sparrow) was wonderful, and keira knightley (elizabeth swan) also had an Extraordinary performance. this movie was by far the best i have ever seen Posted by: on August 13, 2003 05:40 PM
JOHNNY DEPP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!i think he is the best actor ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pirates of the Carribean is the best movie i have ever seen!!!! Posted by: on February 1, 2004 01:32 PM
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The film was fab Johnny Depp was far the best if I could meet him WOW! My 2 best mates Ash & Em love Johnny & his fils. LUV Char XxXxXxXx Posted by: Char on March 17, 2004 10:41 AM
Ahoy there me fellow pirate fans. What can I say other than brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Simply one of the best ever movies made. Fantastic acting all round, especially from Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, extremely entertaining story line, humour, witty, an epic adventure which made me want to see it over and over again. Here's hoping for some kind of sequal. Well done to all involved. No bad eggs here. Drink up me hardy's, we're heading home, straight to the oscars. Anyone with half a brain will see that this movie is recognised for the true brilliant epic adventure and movie that it is. I can not rave enough about it. I loved it Posted by: Deb Read on April 7, 2004 08:05 AM
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jonny depp is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hot i just want to kiss him Posted by: danni on April 20, 2006 11:12 AM
Captin Jack Sparrow is like sssssssssssooooooooo HOT! I'm Captin Jack Sparrow's wife! Posted by: Allison on August 9, 2006 02:19 PM
i love johnny depp!he really means the world to me but why would i matter i'm just another stupid fan of his!well i still love him with all my soul!n this love will never end even if he was the meanest person in the world!i wish i could meet him in person!i didn't have a quincenera which was a big deal but ever since my dad passed away i didn't want to have it cuz what was the point of having it if he wasn't there!he wanted to do sumthing special having to do with johnny depp because i was in love with everything that had to do with him!in memory of my loving dad,I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP! Posted by: fatima on September 17, 2006 02:56 AM
i love johnny depp!he really means the world to me but why would i matter i'm just another DUMBfan of his!well i still love him with all my soul!n this love will never end even if he was the meanest person in the world!i wish i could meet him in person!i didn't have a quincenera which was a big deal but ever since my dad passed away i didn't want to have it cuz what was the point of having it if he wasn't there!he wanted to do sumthing special having to do with johnny depp because i was in love with everything that had to do with him!in memory of my loving dad,I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP! Posted by: fatima on September 17, 2006 02:58 AM
i love johnny depp!he really means the world to me but why would i matter i'm just another DUMBfan of his!well i still love him with all my soul!n this love will never end even if he was the meanest person in the world!i wish i could meet him in person!i didn't have a quincenera which was a big deal but ever since my dad passed away i didn't want to have it cuz what was the point of having it if he wasn't there!he wanted to do sumthing special having to do with johnny depp because i was in love with everything that had to do with him!in memory of my loving dad,I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP! Posted by: fatima on September 17, 2006 03:00 AM
i love johnny depp!he really means the world to me but why would i matter i'm just another DUMBfan of his!well i still love him with all my soul!n this love will never end even if he was the meanest person in the world!i wish i could meet him in person!i didn't have a quincenera which was a big deal but ever since my dad passed away i didn't want to have it cuz what was the point of having it if he wasn't there!he wanted to do sumthing special having to do with johnny depp because i was in love with everything that had to do with him!in memory of my loving dad,I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP! Posted by: fatima on September 17, 2006 03:01 AM
July 16, 2003
Back From The UK

and with lots of work to do. This has meant that I've had no time to do possibly more interesting stuff on the side. Ah well.

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June 24, 2003
Why No Updates?

Probably cause I have no time to put together anything interesting, even in the limited sense I use it on this blog, recently. I've been very busy at work trying to get the next release out and that's not left much time for anything else. I did find this interesting discussion about a upcoming book about models of computer programming. I hope to get round to reading it sometime :)

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June 11, 2003
Live From Java One - Sort of

Just cause I could I decided to post this from Java One. So far it's been fun and I've learned some useful/interesting things. I've also managed to check my email at home using ssh from a SunRay 100 machine here, which I'm quite proud of :)

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June 02, 2003
Meat Slurry

The other day I was googling for meat slurry, for reasons that now escape me, and I found this site, ADMIX - Advanced Mixing Technologies - Meat. It's the last question and answer in the list that is most interesting.

Question: We are hoping to produce a high quality meat emulsion from left over trimmings and chicken parts. What do you have?

Answer: Our Boston Shearpump® will grind, chop and emulsify trimmings and other parts to a smooth consistency down to 1-micron ensuring cohesiveness and stability.

But what are they going to use the high quality meat emulsion for? And this must be some definition of high quality I wasn't previously aware of. I always though that pate was high quality meat emulsion, and I hope that's not what they're making here :)

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May 28, 2003
Video Games Boost Visual Skills

I heard a report about this paper in nature, Video games boost visual skills: Spiderman may help to train pilots and treat stroke patients., on All Things Considered while I was driving home this evening. What I found especially interesting was the speculation that it was the, simulated, tension and danger that made the "gaming experience" such a good teacher. From my limited experience that's certainly the way it seems to work. Even playing platformers like Jax and Daxter you learn pretty quickly what to look out for when missing it means you fall into the ick and have to start again.

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May 18, 2003
Dead Computer

My main computer at home has died, after a very short illness, possibly caused by some mods I made to it. Ah well, I think I'll be able to reuse most of the parts to build a newer and better one. Hopefully more Six Million Dollar man (not that I liked the show) and less FrankenComputer. These days you couldn't rebuild much of anything for six million dollars though.

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April 02, 2003
A Little Modding

Following a link on, I think, Slashdot, I visited Glowire. They sell Electroluminescent Wire which combined with the glowing keyboard on the new Apple PowerBook G4 17" inspired me to try a little mod to my own IBM Model M keyboard which I bought used from Goodwill computing in Austin.

I thought I'd try and give my keyboard the glowing keys treatment. Turned out to be pretty easy. First take the keyboard to pieces. This gave me a great opportunity to give mine a much needed cleaning. Next, run the glowire along the backing plate next to the keys. Finally, of course, reassemble it. It looks like there's enough space inside to put the glowire driver/voltage converter and battery but I've not done that yet because the converter makes an annoying whine and I wanted to try to quiet it a bit first.

Today I was looking at Bit-tech and I found a picture of a similar mod about three quarters of the way down the page. As you can see these sorts of mods don't photograph well, but it did encourage me to get round to putting up a picture of my own efforts. It shows more of the keys but less of the glow.

Testing

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April 01, 2003
Foolish Shell Tricks

Quickly build a classpath from the jar files in a single directory.
-classpath `ls -1 ../build/lib/*.jar | tr '\n' ':'`

If you have more than one directory to deal with then you can just add them to the ls command.
-classpath `ls -1 ../build/lib/*.jar lib/*.jar | tr '\n' ':'`

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March 05, 2003
No Recent Updates - But Some Comments

On the one hand it's no fun having to work late all the time, on the other I like the people I work with and at least I have a job. So no updates recently. I'm still trying to work on SEQUENCE, though with varying success.

In the meantime I've had, for me, lots of comments recently to older posts so I thought I'd link to them here.

Brian Ewins added some links to my plea for Query Rewriting information. The Patterns for Object/Relational Access Layers looks well worth a read. I'll pass it round at work as well. We currently delegate the O/R mapping portion of our system to CocoBase but have our own system of delegates and factories to provide access to it.

A comment in support of the current format for providing input to SEQUENCE. I agree with James. Saying what the return value is close to the point where you describe the call makes it easier to see what's going on. I'm thinking of also trying to support a more Java style syntax as well. Perhaps:

void foo(Bar b) {
  Zoop baz() 
}

Scott Walters added a really interesting comment to Design Patterns Are about Perl and design patterns and the Perl community. He has a Savannah project to produce a Perl Design Patterns Book. The content so far, about 100 pages, is on line at TinyWiki - PerlDesignPatterns. I followed the SkipTheIntroduction link initially as it was all very complicated for someone who last used perl in anger four years ago. Going back to the beginning and looking at the simpler ones first was a much better bet for me:)

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casino gambling internet online casino game casino free game http://casino.storage9.com/index.html Posted by: XSlaid on August 31, 2006 03:43 PM
February 08, 2003
DotCom Relics

The company I work for just closed a round of funding. This means that we'll be in business for, hopefully, at least two more years. It also means that we've been cleaning the office. I suppose the cleaning is a "fresh start" sort of thing but it's certainly turned up a lot of relics of the old dot com days when we burnt through our first round of funding. Such things as the various designs for the old tradeshow booth we used to have. This was an amazing piece of work and pretty expensive to boot. We used it at about four tradeshows, stored it offsite for a while and then sold it for much less than we paid for it. A low grade sort of Spruce Goose, perhaps closer to Mr. Burns' Spruce Moose Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from the New York's idle-wild airport to the Belgium Congo in 17 minutes! Remarkably like some business plans from the end of the last century.

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idylwild. (unless i'm missing some clever pun, in which case carry on as you were.) Posted by: b on February 11, 2003 12:24 PM
January 29, 2003
What the Internet is famous for...

pictures of cats. This isn't my cat. It just struck me as an excellent example of the picture of my pet genre. A wet cat.

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January 24, 2003
History of Personal Computing

From The Inquirer comes a link to Personal Computer Milestones

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Moen' Law of Bicycles

I'd never heard of this law before I saw the link on Haddock.org. The basic statement is Good customers make for good products. When the customer can't distinguish a good, but more expensive product, from a poor but cheaper one the cheaper, but poor quality, products come to dominate the market. A marketplace with more experienced customers with a better understanding of what they want will support better products. I wonder how this applies to the product I work on. We've certainly faced the problem of trying to sell something for which there wasn't a well defined marketplace, perhaps we're going to next have to fight off a bunch of poor quality rebrandings of software originally written for other domains. Anyway, here's Moen's Law of Bicycles.

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January 13, 2003
Craze

I've just finished reading an interesting book I thought I'd recommend. Called Craze: Gin and Debauchery in an Age of Reason, by Jessica Warner, the subtitle, in a mock 18th C style is Consisting of a Tragicomedy in three acts in which High and Low are brought together much to their Mutual Discomfort. Complete with Stories, some witty and some not, conducive to medidation on Recent Events. It's a look at the Gin Craze of the first half of the 18th Century, the first modern "drug epidemic", and the reactions of the ruling classes to it. You've probably seen Hogarth's famous propaganda prints Gin Lane and Beer Street, produced as the craze was coming to an end. At the end of the book Ms. Warner relates the reactions to gin consumption by the lower orders in the 1700s to the reactions to current drug epidemics, such as crack, a great read.

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January 05, 2003
Overview of Sendo and MS

From The Register comes Microsoft's masterplan to screw phone partner - full details. This is an interesting case, especially, as the writer of article says, if the discovery phase of the trial plays the way it might. Whether or not to partner with Microsoft must be an interesting decision these days, it looks like you'd have to be pretty desperate to risk it.

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Microsoft, Lindows and the Marx Brothers.

Mainstream coverage of the Lindows Microsoft spat. What Marx can tell us about Bill Gates

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January 04, 2003
Game Postmortem

Another interesting Gamasutra postmorten, this time on a game called Dungeon Siege. I've found these things interesting in the past. The What Went Right sections are generally good but the What Went Wrong lessons are always great. You can have fun matching both sides up against the classic development mistakes. The examples of how these errors played out, or were avoided, in real projects are very helpful in fixing the ideas in your head.

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December 26, 2002
Hearing specific audio encoding

What about a lossy audio encoding system that uses information about the hearing profile of the listener to tune the encoding? For instance if you can't hear frequencies above a certain range then there's no need to encode the data for those frequencies. The software performs a hearing test to check which frequencies you can hear and create the profile. Obviously the files wouldn't be as good for swapping between listeners as generically encoded ones but I personally don't do that anyway. A further refinement would be to also tune for the playback environment. I'd like some files for playback in the car and some for through headphones at work. The first environment is much noisier than the first and the speakers are different. Perhaps a different encoding could exploit this to provide increased compression and fidelity for the portions that are actually going to be audible. Of course I'm not going to actually do anything with this idea :)

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Not sure I like all these ideas. I've recently started a new job in San Francisco; I have a two-hour train ride each direction. The train has this horrid low-frequency rumble; you really need to boost the bass up over it. Once in the office, however, a much flatter response is desired. The "personal encoding" might help, but what if you want to let someone else listen? (I loan my iPod to my son a LOT.) A better solution would be an "active equalizer" that used a microphone to adjust the frequency response based on the ambient sound. Sort of like the "noise reduction headphones" from Bose et al. Posted by: Glen Campbell on January 2, 2003 09:59 PM
December 24, 2002
Another Computer

This Christmas I build a PC for playing games as a gift. There are some pictures here showing the "human side" of PC construction. I'm just going to write about the "technical" parts. The end result isn't perfect I'm sure but it's still about three to four times faster than any of the other machines I've got.

The constraints were that we were going to build the thing from scratch, it had to be able to play the latest PC games, and that everything had to be available at Fry's cause this was a last minute idea.

I used the ArsTechnica Buyer's Guide as the basic reference to give me an idea of what to look for. The current CPU recommendation is AMD, which I've used in the past and liked. I picked the motherboard possibilities based on this AnandTech motherboard review.

So off to Fry's we went to return with:

  • AMD Athlon XP2000 processor
  • Leadtek K7NCR18D motherboard
  • 512MB of Mushkin memory
  • WesternDigital WD800JB hard drive
  • Sony CD-R/RW
  • Radeon 9000 128MB DDR video card
  • Enermax CS-307 case
  • OEM version of Windows XP Home Edition (ick)

I think that's quite a list but at least there was no need for a floppy, keyboard, or mouse as I've got those bits already.

Putting the hardware together was pretty easy, as usual. All of the big bits are never any trouble, it's hooking up all of the leads to the leds on the front, usb ports etc. that's tricky. Installing windows was easy, though took a long time, RedHat's quicker. The only problem, and it took some time as was pretty frustrating, was trying to load the motherboard drivers. Every time we tried it would freeze up, and without the drivers the built in lan wouldn't work. Fortunately we noticed that the freeze was after the lan was enabled so I was able to download a later set of drivers from the web and they installed with no problem. Fortunately we've got a DSL line. Without that downloading 18MB of driver would be very painful. Of course once all that's done it's time to play windows update. Finally, after another 20MB (excluding the .NET Framework), we were ready to go.

So, how does it play? Fantastic. The No One Lives Forever, A Spy in HARMS way demo will run smoothly at maximum resolution. Lots of fun, not that I plan to do this anytime soon. I've sworn off windows at home so my PC gaming is over, well as long as I can resist it is anyway. It just takes up too much time that could otherwise be spent programming.

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December 22, 2002
Christmas Vacation

Today marks the official watching of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation for 2002. That is all.

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December 19, 2002
Noggin The Nog

While drinking some egg nog just now I remembered The Sagas of Noggin the Nog. The same team was also responsible for The Clangers. I especially liked the Soup Dragon and the Iron Chicken.

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Superb! Posted by: Simon on December 20, 2002 07:08 AM
December 17, 2002
Joy of Linux?

I wanted to connect a laptop I borrowed from work to the network at home. This needs dhcp if it's going to work in any reasonable way. So I installed a dhcp server on my debian box, easy with apt-get, and followed the instructions in The CTDP Linux User's Guide - DHCP and BOOTP and other places to get the thing configured.

However, the first time I try to start the server it won't work because it says the kernel isn't compiled with CONFIG_PACKET and CONFIG_FILTER set. True enough it isn't, and true enough this is my fault as this is a "custom" kernel I compiled last year. So, in order to attach a laptop to the network I have to recompile the kernel. OTOH, at least I've now got a more up to date kernel installed.

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December 06, 2002
Language Fads

Fads for using various words and phrases seem to come and go in software companies. One month they're in and everyone's using them, the next they're out. Maybe a boss starts using a particular word or phrase and suddenly everyone's at it. It's probably the same in other industries as well. While I was in Redmond I heard a couple of new ones that seem to be popular at Microsoft at the moment.

The first is performant, as in writing performant code or we have put a lot of effort into making the framework perfomant. It looks like it means performs well though Google doesn't have a definition for it. Here's a post from 1999 claiming a French origin for the word and there's even a company founded in 2000 that calls its self Performant.

The other phrase I heard a lot was take a dependency, as in we'll be taking a dependency on the CLR project. Of course this means dependent, but uses more words.

Where I work the current favourite is socialize, as in we'll be socializing this message with the other groups. Just means talk about or discuss with.

A few years ago out of pocket was popular to mean out of touch, as in she'll be out of pocket when she's at the client site next week. I thinks this is currently declining in popularity. Here's a post discussing it arising at least 25 years ago.

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December 03, 2002
Words I didn't think I ever read

From a New York Times article Scratching Without Vinyl: A Hip-Hop Revolution Hip-hop D.J.'s are a stubborn and purist bunch.

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November 28, 2002
Thankful for Google

A useful search for today in the US. Google Search: temperature turkey internal cooked

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November 27, 2002
Clean Up in Aisle Four?

When you hear Mr.Gravel is in the foyer in a theatre what does it really mean? This thread provides some answers/guesses/complete inventions. I really can't distinguish between the three cases as I've never had a job where anyone's told me any of this sort of stuff.

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November 22, 2002
pour encourager les autres

I was reading an article on the BBC site about the firefighter's strike which includes the quote pour discourager les autres. This is interesting because I think the author meant pour decourager les autres. I'm not claiming my knowledge of French is even slightly above minimal, I have an O level from a long time ago, but Google reassures me on this. The original quote, which was, I'm sure, being knowingly referred to is pour encourager les autres. Applicable in many situations when a punishment far heavier than is warranted by the offense is imposed in a politically motivated, and fairly cynical, attempt to prevent others committing the same offense, and to deflect blame.

The original quote is by Voltaire in Candide

Dans ce pay-ci, il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral pour encourager les autres.
In this country it is good to kill an admiral from time to time, to encourage the others.

He's referring to the execution of Admiral John Byng in England in 1757. Sent in 1756 to prevent the French from taking Minorca, he arrived when the island was already under siege and, after an indecisive naval engagement, withdrew without relieving the siege. He was court-martialed and executed for "failure to do his utmost". This brought charges that he had been used as a scapegoat for ministerial failure. On his tombstone it says "bravery and loyalty were insufficient securities for the life and honour of a naval officer".

I sort of got carried away with this post. I knew the original quote and vaguely what the story behind it was but it's interesting how easy it is to find things out on the web. I'm sure I don't have any books at home that mention Admiral Byng at all, so doing this a few years ago would have involved many trips to the library; which, though fun in themselves, can be a bit time consuming.

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I really was interested. This quote is used (11-22) by John Laughland in an article in the Guardian. I could tell what it meant by the context but wanted to know more. You supplied the info. You couldn't help me with the pronuciation now could you? Posted by: Vance Porter on November 24, 2002 02:31 PM
I'm sorry, my O level French oral exam was a long time ago, and I could pronounce French then either :) Posted by: Alex on November 25, 2002 08:54 AM
Brian Stableford includes this in his book Inherit the Earth, and voila now I know all about it... right on, Alex! Posted by: Rob Leachman on September 25, 2003 08:19 PM
Thanks, "pour encourager les autres" was used in my criminal law casebook when talking about excessive punishment. It's good to know from where it originated. Posted by: Lindsay on June 2, 2005 08:42 AM
November 21, 2002
Interesting old "internal" MS whitepaper.

From The Register, what is purported to be an internal MS whitepaper comparing Win2K and FreeBSD from the point of view of running Hotmail. Gotta love the tabloid headline though. MS paper touts Unix in Hotmail's Win2k switch.

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November 20, 2002
A Trip To Redmond

It looks like I'll be taking a trip to Redmond to take part in a Java to .NET migration workshop. Of course the whole thing is covered by an NDA so that's about it. Maybe I'll find out the real answer to the question "Why .NET?" that I wrote about on kuro5hin.

An experiment. The Java to .NET evalgalist who's running this workshop is called David Weller. The usual google search turns up the fact that he has a blog. Interesting, I wonder if he, or Microsoft, will do similar searches on the attendees? At work we tend to search on google for anyone who comes for an interview, or arrives to take up some position or other, which recently of course hasn't been many people!

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November 19, 2002
Dentistry

I really don't like going to the dentist. A couple of months ago I finally plucked up the courage and went in for an exam. Of course it turned out that I needed what I considered major work, to whit removal of two wisdom teeth and four fillings. So what's the point of this? Well, two things really. First I can heartily recommend the oral surgeon and dentist I went to. The wisdom tooth removal was completely painless and the fillings were bearable. Second, laughing gas greatly improves the Cartoon Network. I was lying in the dentists chair before the fillings breathing laughing gas (I'm a nervous patient!) waiting for the local to take effect and watching the Cartoon Network, without the sound, on the TV on the wall. I had three thoughts, one, I have no idea what sort of animal some of those little Warner Brothers cartoons were based on, I mean, I only know little bugs bunny was a rabbit because big bugs bunny looks slightly like one. Two, several movies I've seen recently would be much improved by laughing gas. Three, these ideas are all pretty silly and therefore I should write them down.

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what oral surgeon do u recommend?? Posted by: vicky on January 20, 2003 03:55 PM
November 14, 2002
Lack of updates due to excessive working

Things are pretty hectic at the moment.

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Good. Take it from me - too much work is better than the alternative. ;-) Posted by: Simon on November 15, 2002 07:26 AM
You're not kidding. At the moment I'm certainly grateful to be employed. Posted by: Alex on November 15, 2002 09:48 PM
November 07, 2002
Strange goings on

This happened in Knutsford, the town down the road from where I grew up. Granddad guns down terror squirrel We have squirrels in the back garden here in Austin but they seem much more timid, thankfully :)

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November 05, 2002
More Code Generation

A O'Reilly Weblogs post extolling the benefits of code generation. I tried to look at the Gen product that it mentioned but couldn't get through the web site!

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November 03, 2002
Shortest renaming

Will Stuyvesant provides the shortest renaming. You can just type ren *.txt *.xml when using Windows. The full rules for using ren to rename multiple files are here.

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November 01, 2002
The boutique computer

I wonder if they'll eventually be more firms like Netbox to provide less generic computers? The selling point is the design, the technical specs are good enough for general work but it certainly looks better than the three beige boxes I've got at home.

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Check out Falcon Northwest (http://www.falcon-nw.com). In a sense, these are standard PC's with AT-compatible motherboards; however, they're built to order, and you can get car-quality paint jobs (15 coats of paint) with custom designs and full control over the internals and peripherals. I recently read in an article (sorry, can't remember where) that the "high-end, custom" PC market is the fastest-growing segment of the industry. Posted by: Glen Campbell on November 1, 2002 11:39 AM
AlienWare is another company that makes money selling non beige boxes. Targeting gamers in their case. Posted by: Alex on November 1, 2002 12:34 PM
October 11, 2002
Domain Support Group

Yesterday I got a cold call voice mail at home from the Domain Support Group saying that there had "recently been changes in the internet" and I should contact them. As I suspected, it's a scam. As Paul Graham suggests in his note, Domain Support Group, I'm linking to it in the hope that it improves its Google ranking.

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I just got a phone call from "Domain Support". The caller asked me for my fax number so she could send me something or other. (I told her I didn't have a fax.) After asking her a couple of times to clarify how I'm connected to Domain Support, she hung up on me. Posted by: Matthew Simoneau on February 20, 2003 10:43 AM
I HAD A MAIL PIECE SOMETHING FROM DOMAIN REGISRTY OF AMERICA AND FROM HTTP://WWW.VERISIGN.COM ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS? Posted by: David Nunez on February 27, 2003 09:04 AM
i got a fax from the "domain support group" saying i violated united states legal code for "evidence of registration and use in bad faith". and that i should register technicaltom.us Posted by: Tom on March 4, 2003 02:57 AM
Domain Support Group called me and couldn't tell me the name of the company I registered with, said she would check and hung up on me!! I thought "scam" immediately. Posted by: pam on March 10, 2003 04:49 PM
A friend of mine received snail mail from the Domain Registry of America telling him that his domain was about to expire and he needed to renew. He is disabled, and knows nothing about the web, I do all of his web work for him. The letter from them was unsolicited, he was registered through a different registrar. He didn't realize that it was a different registrar, and he sent in a payment. His website is currently down because of technical issues between the two registrars. I called them and threatened lawsuits and BBB reports, and the finally agreed to release his domain name and refund the money that he sent. I will file with ICANN and the BBB about this company. Posted by: Renee on March 3, 2004 09:56 AM
We received a fax from Domain Support Group today saying that if we didn't renew immediately, we'd lose our domain. I called up our domain hosting company and they told me it's been a scam going on for about a month and a half and that I should notify the BBB. Posted by: Flytrap7 on June 10, 2004 05:14 PM
I too received a bill from Domain Registry of America telling me I was up for renewal-I sent $25.00 only to realize that it was NOT the company I was originally registered with-and my company only charged $9.95. When I realized my mistake I asked Domain Registry of America to refund my $- that was last May-I'm still trying to correct this problem. Posted by: on September 25, 2005 10:49 PM
October 03, 2002
A good read

Just a good read. The Morning News - Letter from the Editor

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Turns out it wasn't uranium

From Joe Conason's journal on Salon. As this story on yahoo news says It is not radioactive, it is not chemical and it is not explosive. Surprisingly, or not, we've not heard much about this in the media. According to Debkafile, the uranium seizure resulted from a joint operation by the [Russian] Foreign Intelligence Service and the CIA which began at the start of August. I would not be at all surprised, the dog appears to be wagging more each day.

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September 23, 2002
Competence

Related to the programming languages for smart people discussion here's the original paper talking about how much harder it is for the unskilled to correctly assess their skill level. Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments

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September 18, 2002
Programming for the masses?

Some thoughts from Dan Bricklin, the co-creator of VisiCalc, about why regular people don't routinely program. Why Johnny can't program

I found this via LtU where there is already an interesting discussion.

One reason I'm interested in this is because I've worked for companies developing various products where part of the pitch was that you didn't have to be a programmer to develop using the product. The range of success in actually implementing this was none to some. To use these "end user" or "you don't have to be a programmer" systems I've seen the user still has to understand the concepts of variables standing for values, conditions, and loops, among others.

So, is it possible to remove these requirements, or are they fundamental, and are there users who are unable to understand them? Is there a portion of the population who will never be able to program, or is that just elitest thinking and it's matter of presenting the information correctly? On the other hand as you make it easier and easier does it cease to be programming? Is "programming" a VCR really programming.

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Yes, programming a VCR is programming under the broad definition of "writing instructions for a machine". Under the strictist definition of "writing instructions for a machine in the machine's language", well, then only Assembly language programming is programming, isn't it. All these third and fourth generations languages are somewhere in between. Personally I don't think there is much difference, conceptually, in writing instructions for a machine or a person. One must be able to write commands, write conditional statements, define results of actions taken, and provide error handling if none of the choices can be applied to a situation. I don't divide the world between programmers and non-programmers, but between thinkers and non-thinkers. Whether writing in C or English, the writer must think things through before trying to do it. Many people can't or won't do this. They will never be programmers, in any language. They'll never be writers either. Non-thinkers can't follow instructions; why should we expect them to be able to write them? Posted by: M Sinclair Stevens on September 19, 2002 09:23 AM
September 17, 2002
Rats & Black Death

From the New York Times, so free registration required, an article Up, Down, In and Out in Beverly Hills: Rats about rodents in Beverly Hills. The species is actually Rattus rattus, the rat believed responsible for the spread of the plague, and in the generally gently humorous article is the following wonderfull quote about it:

It is less aggressive and well suited to the California lifestyle, preferring a vegetarian diet.

Speaking of the plague, when it first arrived in England it killed 30-45% of the population between 1348 and 1350. It completely wiped out some villages. Yet Medieval society survived, wages for surviving peasants went up slightly and in fact life for the "lower orders" probably improved. With demand for labor outstripping supply people were able to negotiate more freedom of movement and status.

Would modern society survive that sort of death rate? How many people does it take to keep America functioning? Certainly record company executives, barristas, lots of programmers, marketing specialists, and lots of other jobs could be done without. How do you run an oil refinery though? Where do you get the oil from? How many people to run a hydro electric station? A chip fabrication plant? Looked at from the other point of view, what percentage of the population would have to die for society to collapse, if the death rate was evenly spread? Of course it probably wouldn't be, we'd end up with a surplus of Members of Congress, CEOs, and the rich, while all of the farmers died.

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My favorite rat story occured on my last trip to Washington. I spent an evening walking near my hotel, which was about 3 blocks from the White House. In circling the White House, I saw 4 rats of varying sizes. In my life to that point, I believe I had ever seen only 3 other "wild" rats. I'm not sure if the population had changed since "The Shrub" had entered the White House. Regarding your list of those that "could be done without" following a high death rate event. Let us not forget the Golgafrincham, wiped out for the lack of a good army of telephone sanitizers. We all have a purpose. Even record execs. Posted by: Stephen Curran on September 19, 2002 02:08 PM
ok, we are talking about rats here, smelly, disobedient rodents who run around spreading disease and making peoples houses dirty and un-hygenic i think that if people were really that angry with rats or hate them that much, they should evacuate everyone on the country for a few days, and cull the bastards, i know it sounds extreme but seriously, you cant tell me that you dont hate rats, besides, the world would be such a better place without them. and im pretty sure that people would DEFINATELY notice the change. thank you. Posted by: hayley on March 10, 2003 12:47 AM
Er actually Hayley I can honestly say I dont hate rats, I have my own as pets, oh and Ive had wild ones in my garden too, that I didnt even think of removing...they left on their own accord (when it was warm enough to go back to where they origanlly came from, like the sewers) they never caused any problems for me, didnt get any diseases or bite anyone... and people who are stupid enough to try and hold a wild rat deserves the disease they get from a bite... seriously, whod pick up a wild one. I think the world would be a better place if stupid twats like you didnt exsist... you know, humans being the reason they are soo many rats anyways!! Posted by: Sarah on May 23, 2004 02:10 PM
I have to agree with Sarah there Hayley. I can DEFINATELY say I DON'T HATE RATS. I have 4 pet Rats of my own that I wouldn't think the World would be a better place without. Yes, strange, but people can love Rats, and think they are awesome pets...tis true. 1/ The reason that Wild Rats smell and carry diseases is that they have no choice but to live off OUR rubbish, its called survival, we all do it. My Boys smell like taco and corn chips, and are cleaner than my Cat. 2/ If there is a Wild Rat in a House, its because the house is dirty and unhygenic to begin with. A Wild Rat won't go NEAR a human habitation unless there is a HUGE food payoff involved. There lives are too short to put it at extra risk for nothing, they only live 18mths. 3/ Wild Rats have there place in the Ecosystem, without them yes, things would change, but very likely not for the best. I understand that people do have Phobias towards Rats, and though, the reason why is beyond me, I accept it. I have a fear of heights, I can commiserate. But I don't think everything high should be destroyed because of it. Wild Rats are just creatures, living their lives, and if they troublesome or asthetically pleasing to us, is that any reason for a wholesale genecide on their population? Some people don't like Cats, and Feral Cats are a HUGE problem, but would someone get away with saying that we should "cull the bastards", no, Cat People would be up in arms...but when its Rats...:/ This is the type of thinking that got the Wolf population to where it is. That its ok to kill something because its bothersome to us. Please, don't take this comment as nasty or snarky, I don't mean it that way. I am simply trying to give you imformation. Posted by: Jessica on September 15, 2004 08:27 PM
Domestic rats make excellent pets. The phobias toward their wild cousins make folks think we rat lovers are a bit crazy. I have eight ratties with a litter on the way, and I love each and every one of my little critters just the same. Yes, I loved the movie Willard (2003) wanting to watch it mostly to see the trained rats do their part, but loving the Crispin Glover character of Willard. Too many people see tame rats as a cheap source of snake food, or, a disposable creature that can be bought and released or killed just because it is a rat. It is a shame that the gentle, loving nature of the tame rat is overshadowed by our common fears. Posted by: Rat Man on December 1, 2004 03:11 PM
Really, blanket statments like "and people who are stupid enough to try and hold a wild rat deserves the disease they get from a bite... seriously, whod pick up a wild one." show the lack of education/compassion. Stupid people like my 4 year old daughter who was trying to save the rat from the cat certainly don't deserve to get the plague. Hmf Posted by: Amy on December 5, 2004 10:51 PM
I second everything sarah and jessica had to say. Is it safe to catch and transport wild rats? Can anyony help? ks Posted by: kevin on June 5, 2005 03:47 PM
Cup Stacking?

Found on Haddock.org. A video clip of a Emily stacking plastic cups. Take a look. The caption says it's actual speed, which is amazing as it's difficult sometimes to see her hands move. This is apparently a "sport" or physical education activity. There's lots of stuff on the site about the benefits participation brings. I'm not so sure about that but it looks like it might be fun to try. We've got lots of left over plastic cups in the cupboards at work, maybe I'll have a copyright infringing try with those tomorrow.

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September 16, 2002
METAGroup on open source

Under the misleading title of Assessing the risks of open source. the METAGroup has a report on the use of Open Source Java code in commercial environments. Despite the title the actual article is fairly positive.

It includes the following quote: By 2006/07, the cycle of movement between open source and standards will be common, and 80 percent of organizations developing with Java will make some use of open-source products. I really surprised that it's not higher already. For instance if you use WebLogic or WebSphere you're already using code from Jakarta. In fact I think it would be pretty difficult these days to put together a Java project of any size without including some open source code. Some things money just can't buy anymore, for instance where would you go to get an XML parser if you had to pay for it? In this situation the alternative to open source is writing it yourself, and that's certainly not efficient, and is more error prone.

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September 15, 2002
Stallman's open letter in The Register

Open letter from Richard Stallman in The Register. The Free Software movement really needs Stallman and the Open Source movement could do with listening to him more. The distinction between Free Software and Open Source is important to understand, as is the fact that the first arises from some principles and the second from some pragamatic decisions that provide a, hopefully, better development methodology.

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Code names

The next release at work now has a code name, and it's Maxwell. In the email announcing this the CTO said the name was taken from Maxwell Smart. He's described in the previous link with the adjectives Annoying, Cheap, Clumsy, Demanding, Dumb, Hilarious, Loyal, and Trustworthy.

If the code name is going to be Maxwell I'd prefer it came from James Clerk Maxwell. Most famous for the Maxwell-Boltzmann kinetic theory of gasses and the Maxwell equations of the electromagnetic field. James Clerk Maxwell already has at least a radio telescope and a foundation named after him. I don't know of anything named after Maxwell Smart.

Perhaps a fictional character is safer. You may remember the problems Apple had when they code named a release Sagan.

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September 11, 2002
Take the Bus

When I lived in London I used to enjoy taking the bus back home on a Saturday afternoon from Oxford Circus or Trafalgar Square to Clapham North or Brixton. As this article James Meek reflects on the end of the double-decker bus says it's really nice to sit at the front on the top deck and watch the world go by. Even if I took a book to read, as I always did, I always ended up looking out of the window. As you're much higher up than normal you get to see over walls and notice things you just can't from ground level.

On the other hand, to get to or from work I always took the tube. Originally Clapham North to Oxford Circus or Bank on the Northern line, and then the Central line to Chancery Lane. Later Brixton to Oxford Circus on the Victoria line and then to Chancery Lane. Much faster than the bus, when it arrived, but no where near as enjoyable. I also remember on the Northern Line having, on especially bad days, to first of all travel backwards to Balham to be able to get on at all.

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If you like the double-decker bus, I've got a great photograph of one passing in front of the Texas Embassy (restaurant), just off Trafalgar Square. Posted by: Glen Campbell on September 12, 2002 08:09 PM
That would be nice. Posted by: Alex on September 12, 2002 10:14 PM
Simon Schama on the 11th

From Simon Schama a comment piece in the Guardian called The dead and the guilty.

United States Inc is currently being run by an oligarchy, conducting its affairs with a plutocratic effrontery which in comparison makes the age of the robber barons in the late 19th century seem a model of capitalist rectitude.

Of his books I'm afraid I've only read Citizens. Obviously very good but to get the most out of it I really needed to know more about the French Revolution when I started than I did. I think my knowledge of history is worse than that parodied in 1066 and all that. I know something about the period from 1873 (Franco Prussian War) to 1939 as that was the period I studied for my O levels. Outside of there my understanding is perhaps not as detailed as it ought to be.

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Sept 11th investigation

Interesting report from the New York Times. Investigating 9/11: An Unimaginable Calamity, Still Largely Unexamined. This quote gives you the sense of it. One year later, the public knows less about the circumstances of 2,801 deaths at the foot of Manhattan in broad daylight than people in 1912 knew within weeks about the Titanic, which sank in the middle of an ocean in the dead of night. Why haven't we heard more? Perhaps we won't yet be able to find out more about the terrorists but surely we should try and understand why the firefighter's radios didn't work?

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September 10, 2002
Games or Movies?

I wrote earlier about my opinion that xXx would be a better game than movie This report on the money made by 'Grand Theft Auto' contains the information that it made $350 million. In terms of domestic box office receipts (not exactly apples to apples but a useful sense of scale) this would apparently make it the seventh highest grossing film of all time, just ahead of "Forrest Gump" and behind "Jurassic Park". Of course it didn't cost anywhere near as much to make as either of those films so the actual profits were higher.

If you've got $5 million to invest you won't get much of a movie these days, but you could get one hell of a game. In fact if you're a VC (very unlikely if you're reading this) then perhaps a games studio would be a better bet than yet another maker of enterprise software packages.

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September 08, 2002
The Serpent's Coil

If you enjoyed The Perfect Storm by Sebastian Junger I think you should read The Serpent's Coil by Farley Mowat. Written in 1961 about rescuing a badly listing Liberty ship during two hurricanes in 1948 it's fascinating. Compared to The Perfect Storm the bravery of the people involved and the danger they were in is understated.

It's also interesting because the events take place before satelite weather forcasting and reliable radios. A hurricane could "vanish" for several days as it crossed the Atlantic. Unless a ship ran into it and reported it's position the best the forcasters could do was make predictions about where it might be. It make you wonder about what it must have been like in the age of sail, with no radios and no long range forcasting.

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September 05, 2002
Borges' Encyclopedia

I've seen this before but thought I'd link to it. Borges' Encyclopedia. It really does make you think about classifications. Also, follow the link to the author's home page and take a look around. Lot's of interesting stuff, well, interesting if you like computing stories like I do :)

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Generating code names

While trying to come up with possible "code names" for a new software release I found the following.

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A good story about code names is in my note "Project names and Borges Numbers." http://www.multicians.org/thvv/dumey.html For many uses, you want a code name that conveys as little as possible, especially about siblings of the named. A long time ago, I worked in an organization where we wanted to have code names for the projects that would eventually become software releases, because we didn't want to commit to a particular release number. One proposal was to name the projects after diseases. "I'm working on Influenza now, and after that I'll go on to Tuberculosis." We gave up on that because nobody could spell the names. Posted by: Tom Van Vleck on September 7, 2002 10:14 AM
September 04, 2002
Web Services

An O'Reilly weblog entry talks about the great benefits of web services for application integration. I'm a bit more sceptical.

While WebServices certainly make the technical part of integration easier I'd question whether that was ever the major difficulty. In my experience it's always far harder, and involves more difficult to obtain resources, to understand the meaning of the data being exchanged than it is to actually exchange it.

Standard schemas etc. for the web services xml will help but will still require each participant to understand the standard schema and map their own internal data to the it. In fact, this now introduces two mappings with the possiblity for error and misunderstanding where there would previously only be one.

It seems that developers always like to try to solve the "easy" technical problems, i.e. how to map an object into xml, rather than attempt the more difficult and fuzzy semantic ones, i.e. how do I know that we both agree on what "production lead time" really means. We can reinvent CORBA, or EDI, as web services, but, while doing so will help keep us all employed, if we don't tackle the semantics there won't be any substantive change.

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September 03, 2002
Syndication

I followed these excellent instructions for Moveable Type syndication and it looks like the RSS 1.0 feed for itymbi is working. Of course when I went to check on Syndic8.com it seems that the 0.91 version was already being syndicated. Hopefully this will all be worked out in time and I'll end up with just one entry.

Now for some java coding to see if I can read RSS 1.0 format data.

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September 01, 2002
XXX - Better as a game than as a movie

So, in search of silly summer entertainment I saw xXx today. Wow, big explosions, objectification of women, dramatic stunts, what's not to like about it? Anyway, as I was watching I thought; this would be much more fun as a video game than as a movie. It's not as if you could imagine any real person performing any of those stunts. The movie doesn't rely on any characterization or emotional feeling, or acting. It doesn't draw you in and make you care about anyone in it. Kate Archer in No One Lives Forever is as involving a character as Xander Cage. Sure the graphics are better in movies than in current games but that's just a technology issue and time will take care of it.

xXx is set out as a series of missions that Xander Cage has to carry out. You never follow the actions of any other characters, which would introduce complications for making a game. A nice varity of sneaking, shooting, blowing things up, and driving various things around. Some bits would work well as cutscenes. Others would work better with the player controlling the action. In fact being able to "control" Mr. Cage would be more fun and involving than just watching what he does, knowing full well he's going to come out of it ok. In a game your character "dies" if you don't make the right moves, if you turn left instead of right down the passage, if you don't see the hiding place, if you miss a shot, or steer your car off a cliff. In xXx you know Xander's going to survive, and foil the evil plot.

I think we've reached the point where a good game is better than the average summer blockbuster. The graphics are getting there, the story line's about the same, and the involvement in a game is greater than in a standard guns/stunts/girls movie. In terms of money, already in 1999 in the UK the total amount of money pulled in by video games was 60% more than the total box office takings. A more reliable set of statistics comes from the Economist, and that shows video games sales just behind box office receipts.

xXx cost $50 million. Game development figures are harder to find than movie numbers, but a sanity check can be taken from the fact that the US Army is looking to spend $7 millon on developing an FPS, and an RPG. So, conservatively, $10 million would get you a top of the line video game. That's one fifth the cost of xXx, in fact Vin Diesel alone cost $10 million.

These days an idea that works as either a game or a summer blockbuster would be more fun, and make more money, implemented as a game. Why spend $10 million on Vin Diesel when you could get a whole game for that? If you've got a good blockbuster idea perhaps pitch it to Bungie or Blizzard rather than Warner Brothers.

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August 29, 2002
Schizophrenia on NPR

I didn't manage to catch this report on schizophrenia on All Things Considered this evening. I was on the way to the gym, though it doesn't do much good. It's really scary and disturbing even to watch the slide show. I imagine the full virtual reality with goggles and headphones must be pretty intense.

While on the NPR site I started browsing through the NPR people. I looked up Mandalit del Barco because I like her reporting, and discovered that the title of her Master's thesis was "Breakdancers: Who are they, and why are they spinning on their heads?" That's fantastic.

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If they hadn't been sued would they have said it?

This article about the Parents Television Council (subscribers only I'm afraid) on Salon includes a link to the following :: Parents Television Council - PTC RETRACTION TO WWE AND TO THE PUBLIC ::. I recommend you read it. It's amazing.

I remember hearing about the case at the time, and how conservative commentators were saying wrestling was responsible for the murder etc. Turns out the kids were watching the "Flintstones" and a cartoon called "Cow and Chicken". Of course the retraction gets no where near the publicity of the original allegation, even though the Parents Television Council had to pay $3.5 million in damages. Also, as you read through the rather grovelling apology you get some idea of the tatics, and basically lies, that are used when an organization like the PTC decides it has a target. It's like taking Ken Lay's word about the soundness of Enron.

Video games are another bogeyman for kiddy violence. The current hot button is Grand Theft Auto III but before that it was Doom. Of course the US Army publishes a video game so perhaps it really does encourage violence :)

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Warren Ellis

This has been blogged a lot already of course but I thought I'd link to it here as well. Warren Ellis has a weblog called die puny humans. As you may know Mr. Ellis is responsible for, among other characters, Jenny Sparks, my favorite comic book heroine after Halo Jones. I don't think the Jenny Sparks link does her justice but it's the best I could find. The quote I won't wear one of those damfool spandex body-condom things. I don't have the bust for it. gives a flavor for her character. Myself, I slightly prefer Halo Jones, as I've said before, because, well I supose because of how ordinary she is. At one point a character says of her She wasn't that brave, or that clever, or that strong. She was just somebody who felt cramped by the confines of her life. She was just somebody who had to get out. And she did it!

Back to Warren. Personally I'm eagerly waiting for the final installment of Ministry of Space. The first two episodes were an excellent, briefly sketched, alternative history of space flight. How will it be resolved, or not resolved in the final episode.

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August 26, 2002
What's the value of ideas?

Andre Torrez makes the important point that Even You Can Do It. The point is, what's the value of an unimplemented idea? For software Andre thinks that it's pretty small. I think that's probably true. Other sorts of ideas, for example the theory of evolution, are clearly worthwhile and valuable even thought they can't be implemented. There's even a middle ground for software where ideas like software patterns live. These are worth something as conceptual models for thinking about programming problems even if you don't implement them.

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Somehow it felt quite revealing what Donald Knuth told in an interview. He said that he gets what he feels are great ideas from time to time and then as he checks out whether someone else has thought about it already, he almost always finds out that indeed his idea is not original. It is comforting to know that icon like Knuth has the same "problems" as the rest of us. ;-) (So, ideas are overrated compared to implementations, in my opinion.) Posted by: Jarno Virtanen on September 1, 2002 11:32 PM
Yes. The problem is that lots of the honor, and in the US it seems the money, goes to the idea. People are always looking for the next big thing. Perhaps the next big thing is a better implementation of an existing idea. Of course if the idea of patenting ideas gets much more traction then that won't be possible any more. Posted by: Alex Moffat on September 3, 2002 09:08 PM
The power of phrasing

From a thread on slashdot, Police Database Lists 'Future Criminals', comes this excellent example of how to phrase something so that it is both true and misleading: ``It is not [yet] proven that John Ashcroft took bribes from senior Al-Quaida members. ''.

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Americans, pah, II

Yet more complaining about American women by Guardian columnists. This time What's up with US women? from the point of view of a British man.

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August 25, 2002
Americans, pah.

From the Guardian newspaper in the UK a column poking fun at American women complaining about UK men. It's a fairly typical piece making fun of American women for their self absorption and concern with "feelings". Being British myself I of course agree with this quote People who talk about their feelings at the drop of a hat, in terms endorsed by the American school of emotional hygiene, are not deep and open, they are shallow and practised or, alternatively, deeply needy.

On the other hand, when you're looking to write a quick light article, poking fun at Americans is always an easy way out for UK column writers.

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August 22, 2002
Game Scripting in Python

From Gamasutra (free registration required) an article about using python as a scripting languages in games. From what I've read most recent computer games use an embedded script language to control gameplay. Many companies write their own. Rather than develop yet another scripting language this article advocates using python. Same sort of reasoning is behind the company I work for choosing to use javascript instead of developing our own language. I've worked with products where the developers decided to roll their own. Not pretty.

The article lists reasons why you should use a standard scripting language. I'd add that people incorrectly choose to write their own for a couple of reasons.

  • They've always wanted to write a language that works the way they want it to and fixes the deficiencies they see in all other languages. I think most programmers have felt like this at one time or another. The problem is that decent language design is more difficult that it looks from the outside. I don't think you have to be a card carrying member of the language designers union but perhaps a realistic appreciation of your experience and skills, and the potential difficulties, would be useful.
  • The problem they're trying to script for looks pretty simple so clearly a fully fledged language is not needed. Unfortunately the requirements for the language always expand so the features needed have to expand with them. Languages that grow by accretion this way often end up with a strange mismash of features and notations.

Of course there is a tension between this and my previous words in favor of Domain Specific Languages. How to resolve this? I have some ideas for later.

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August 21, 2002
Sneakers

From the Wall Street Journal someone who makes money reselling sneakers. It's the classic model of being able to exploit a difference in availability between different markets by virtue of having greater knowledge of, and access to, those markets.

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August 20, 2002
Ius Mentis

According to the website ius mentis is latin for legal rights on mental things. The purpose is to explain the law to techies and tech to the laywers. I think it does a great job. It has excellent crash courses on patents, copyright, databases, and trademarks among a bunch of other stuff. Well worth reading

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August 19, 2002
Naive Bayes spam filtering

A project called ifile, found via Sweetcode, that uses Naive Bayes to classify e-mail documents. This is the same technique that Paul Graham has recently written about. Paul's write up was talked about on Slashdot.

It seems to be a pretty useful method for e-mail classification. Some of the Slashdot posters preferred the systems where certain phrases or keywords are manually given scores and the aggregate score for a message is used to classify it. I think that the Naive Bayes method is likely to be more effective in practice as it requires less work from the user of the system. All they have to do is to provide their classification for messages that are not automatically classified correctly, which is easier than having to isolate and score the phrase or pattern that identifies the spam manually.

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There's a nice implementation of Naive Bayes mail filtering as a POP3 proxy called POPFile that can be found at http://popfile.sourceforge.net and it's open source. Posted by: on November 11, 2002 12:16 PM
I need it for project Posted by: kuldip on October 21, 2003 06:56 AM
............. Posted by: Olive on March 6, 2005 11:17 PM
would you please to tell me how to training naive bayes??can you give the example too??do you have source code in java???thanx a lot...its so meaningfull..... Posted by: yobeager on May 13, 2005 10:06 AM
August 17, 2002
Space as it should be done

Heavily blogged already I'm sure, but still looks great fun. What is America had gone into space in the 1950s using the designs proposed then? What would the documentary made in the 1960s describing the space program look like? This movie, Man Conquers Space is that documentary. I hope it lives up to its promise, the idea, stills, and clip look great.

The alternative space program theme is also behind Ministry of Space by Warren Ellis. What if the British Empire had gone into space right after World War II?

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Permissive Action Links

How do you make sure that a nuclear bomb goes bang when you want it to but can't be set off without permission or by accident? Part of the system is technology called Permissive Action Links. This very interesting article describes how PALs might work based on the unclassified information available.

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August 15, 2002
Italian job

The latest game development postmortem is now available on Gamasutra. Gamasutra - Features - "Postmortem: Pixelogic's The Italian Job" [08.15.02] I always enjoy reading these; as I've written before I think there's a lot to be learned from after action reports. I must say this is the first one I've read where a car accident caused two week schedule slippage though. Fortunately the programmer involved has recovered.

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August 13, 2002
Passenger defense

In this article Homeland Insecurity from The Atlantic Online Bruce Schneier says that for preventing highjacking "The only ideas I've heard that make any sense are reinforcing the cockpit door and getting the passengers to fight back." Along these lines, what about giving airline passengers rubber truncheons? Put them in pockets on the back of the seats. Wire them so that if they are removed an alarm sounds in the cockpit. A bunch of passengers with truncheons could probably overwhelm some hijackers before they could get through the cockpit doors.

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August 12, 2002
What would Marx do?

From the Guardian newspaper in the UK an editorial by Gareth Stedman Jones, who has written the introduction to the new Pwnguin Classics edition of the Communist Manifesto, titled All that's left is reformism. He says that as there is no post-capitalist society in the name of which we can despise all attempts to reform the existing political and economic system, we should embrace the only alternative. This is to push for reform of the current system, which has improved conditions in the past. The last line is Cynicism or silence about the possibility of reform merely reinforces the rightwing fantasy of a global capitalism without politics: a world made ever safer for Enron and Berlusconi. Now that's a scary thought. Sometimes it does seem easier, as in coding, to throw away the existing system and rewrite the whole thing from scratch. On the other hand, progressive refactoring, with constant testing, can get to a much better end result without massive chaos. Refactor the system bumper sticker perhaps?

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August 09, 2002
What are the real requirements?

Here's a saying you may have heard. It's new to me though. A million drills are sold every year, but not one person wants a drill. What they want is a hole. Useful to bear in mind when trying to decide on what your new software should actually do. Of course it doesn't do to take it to extremes, otherwise it becomes unimplementable, you'll end up with life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as part of your requirements.

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Local wireless access

A post from Geek Austin, a remarkably low traffic site, called Schlotsky's goes wireless?. Apparently Schlotzsky's on Town Lake, and in fact all their Austin stores, will be providing free wireless Internet access (a T1 per store). The first comment on the story is useless, but the second contains the interesting info that Alamo Drafthouse North already has this and it looks like lots of the local coffeehouses are going to be doing it. If it does take off locally I wonder if Starbucks will feel that it has to do it also and we'll end up with a rapid increase in wireless access points. Of course then it will make more sense to have a wireless lan card and the whole thing could snowball.

Perhaps it's time to get that Apple TiBook with the wireless lan now (if only I could afford one :).

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August 07, 2002
The Nice Language

In an interesting discussion on Lambda the Ultimate about Richard Hamming's views on research I found a reference to the language Nice which has also been discussed on LtU. Nice is based on Java, and compiles to java bytecode, but adds some interesting features such as Parametric types, Anonymous functions (lighter weight than anonymous classes), Multi-methods (similar to Pythons mixins), Tuples (multiple return values from a method), and Optional parameters to methods (take default values when not specified in call). Interesting to see how popular this becomes.

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kuro5hin

Though the main article isn't that great this "sub-thread" is interesting Politics: Can't We All Just Shut the Fuck Up?.

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August 06, 2002
Bruce Stirling - A Contrarian View of Open Source

The Open Source Speech Bruce Stirling gave at the O'Reilly Open Source convention. Funny and still makes some excellent points.

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August 05, 2002
My rabbit's turned vicious - help

Sometimes you come across a title that grabs your attention. My rabbit's turned vicious - help is one such. Seems to contain sensible advice, but the whole subject, unless, I suppose, you are confronted with such a bunny, smacks of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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August 04, 2002
Mozilla Review

From ArsTechnica comes Mozilla Milestone 1.0: the Review. A good look at Mozilla and how well it works. Page 2 includes a nice overview of HTML, CSS, and the DOM.

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August 02, 2002
Cosmopolitan

This article on liquor on kuro5hin prompted me to share my one of my current favorite cocktail recipes.

I don't like martinis much, perhaps as a result of a couple of sessions of overindulgence. Anyway, if you're going to drink neat gin you might as well do it out of a teacup in the traditional way. I did once know someone who kept gin and a teacup in her handbag. Perhaps it was for shock effect, but considering she was a social worker in inner London maybe she needed it.

I tried manhatans but didn't like them much. The image seems to be tastier than the drink.

Neat liquor, such as single malt whisky, or the 18th and 19th centuary favorite of brandy and soda, I really dislike. Here's a bit of pointless knowledge, brandy and soda was replaced by scotch when the phylloxera aphid destroyed the vineyards of France in the 1860s.

This summer though I found the some really nice cocktails in a book I borrowed from the library. Todays offering is the Cosmopolitan.

If you search on google for cosmopolitan cocktail you'll find a host of variations on the same theme. My recipe, slightly adapted from the book, is

  • 1.75 oz vodka
  • 0.5 oz cointreau
  • 0.5 oz cranberry juice (not pure, too sour, I use that stuff that's apple and cranberry mixed)
  • juice of one lime

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Very nice, in fact, I think I'll have one now.

As an aside, I remember the attempt to promote cocktails in the UK in the early 80s as part of the New Romantics thingy that went on then. Let's hope the fashion doesn't come back with the drinks.

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July 31, 2002
Karrysafe

Something I've seen linked to from a number of places Karrysafe. They make a range of street theft deterent bags. All lined with slash resistant steel mesh and one even has an alarm that goes off when it's taken. Colors other than red will apparently be available in the future.

I myself have thought about, but done nothing about obviously, some sort of proximity alarm system for luggage. Something where you would put one piece in a laptop bag or other item, and put the other smaller piece on you belt or keychain. By means of some wireless solution if they became separated an alarm would go off. Of course an easier system is to dispense with the wireless piece and use some sort of pull out plug on a string or chain.

I suppose the meta point though is what you intend the system to do. As with computer firewalls etc you need to assess the sort of risk you realistically want to protect against, and then tailor your defenses. I think Karrysafe targets the oportunistic street thief so they don't need to protect against all dangers. It does raise the point that perhaps a more stealthy appearance and color would also help as it makes the bag and its contents look less valuable.

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Might interest you to take a look at us now (well, soon, website is busy being over hauled!). New ranges, new colour and soon available on a highstreet near you. Posted by: Steve on December 16, 2002 03:41 AM
Monday, we hardly knew you.

So, after a brief life as Monday: PwC Consulting has been bought for 3.5 billion dollars (2.7 in cash, the rest in stock and convertible notes) by IBM. This is quite a come down for PwC from the proposed 18 billion dollar deal with HP that fell through in 2000.

I think that now is the time, if a company has the cash or stock valuation, to pick up some nice undervalued, or at least realistically valued, complementary products or companies. Sales are slow this year, with little sign of them picking up before next year. You might be able to convince a company's board, perhaps especially one that is VC funded and hasn't gone public yet, that half a loaf is better than none. Getting some money out now could be a better bet than pumping more in and hoping that things will turn around in the new year.

As to what it will all mean for the people who work for IBM and PwC I think the one safe bet it that there will be head count reductions, to use the business euphenism.

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Sir I am looking for online book shop. I need Usecase diagram, class diagram , activity and sequence diagrams for this project with detailed explanation. Hope u will reply . Posted by: on June 12, 2007 06:52 AM
July 19, 2002
True Porn Clerk Stories

I found this on Haddock.org but it was also featured on This American Life so Haddock possibly got it from there. Anyway, it's a log by a woman called Ali Davis of her experiences working as a clerk in a video store that has a porn section. Called True Porn Clerk Stories it's well written and strangely engrossing.

p.s. last post for a week or so as it's time to do something else for a while.

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can any one help me what a virtual university is and how registration takes place? and also provide me UML diagrams for virtual university registration? Posted by: baraki on June 13, 2006 06:19 PM
The Talent Myth

This week's New Yorker has a very interesting article called The Talent Myth. The suggestion is that companies that rely solely on recruiting very "talented" people, and promote a culture that rewards perceived "talent", and sometimes self nominated or elected "talent" at that, without any rational measure of performance, are more likely to fail. It's a great read, and a nice antidote to the business cult that attributed success to the "individual super star" style of upper management.

On a similar note I've recently been listening to (the library didn't have a copy of the book) a condensed version of The Practice of Management by Peter Drucker. The things he wrote in 1954 are still relevant today, and in fact if more people went back and rediscovered these basics it would be to their, and our, benefit. Just take a look at the reviews on Amazon for an idea of its impact. The only thing that grated when I listened to the recorded version was the obvious asumption that everyone involved in management was male. It's weird, but a good thing, how that really stands out when you read or hear it these days.

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Maybe they're right, maybe its less to do with individual talent or corporate talent, maybe its BECAUSE all the managers were male they were better ;-) Just playing devil's advocate - I think companies then were run for long term profit by teams with an interest in keeping a job for life rather than companies run by analysts and executives whose share options come out in 3 years so they want to maximise short term profit! Posted by: Hehe on April 30, 2003 12:18 AM
July 18, 2002
And what does this mean?

What is one supposed to make of this? A process is a progressively continuing procedure that consists of a series of[sic] controlled activities systematically directed toward a particular result of end. A process is defined as performing activities of varying complexity.

And if you think I'm taking this out of context, it's even more confusing in context. Anyway, it's from the Business Process Management Initiative in the specification of the Business Process Modeling Language (BPML) they have created.

It may be that the thing they are trying to describe is not well enough understood at this point to be able to put together a useful definition. In this case I think the best thing to do is to fess up and define it by example until a greater clarity can be achieved.

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July 16, 2002
More P2P Cars

Anyway, wrt to critical mass, yep that's one of the many problems. How do you make something that relies on the network effect for its success successful before there's a network? One possibility would be to seed the system with some sort of stationary beacons in high traffic areas. These would relay info they'd collected from other cars, and possibly general traffic info from other sources. That way a driver would get some benefit even if the number of other drivers using the system was fairly small. The only way to really get it to take off would probably be some sort of onstart style deal with a major car maker.

These sorts of things are interesting to speculate about though. Perhaps there is something out there along these lines that can be done.

I've already added this as a comment to Raleighnet.org: Interesting P2P Traffic Info Idea but I thought I'd also try out the trackback feature and repost as a post on this site.

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July 14, 2002
P2P Cars - Speculation

So, what about a P2P network using bluetooth to communicate traffic information between cars on a highway? Imagine I'm in a car going South on I35. On my dash is display of the road conditions for thirty miles around. How is this produced?

It's produced by my car talking to the other cars as they pass on this side and the other side of the road. As cars pass me in both directions my car communicates to them the conditions I'm currently experiencing, that is how fast I'm going, where I am now, and a trail of my speed and location over the past thirty minutes. It also passes on data it has received from other cars in the past thirty minutes. The cars that my car provides data to reciprocate, and transfer their data, and data they've collected from others, to me.

Cars coming towards me, going North on the other side of the road, can provide information about conditions ahead of me. They've collected this from cars in front of me when they passed them a few minutes ago. The data I provide will be useful to cars behind me; it will be transferred to them by the cars that pass me going North. As cars enter and leave roads the data is spread out so that it's likely that I'll know the conditions down each turnoff that I pass. Certainly I'll be aware of conditions on any road with heavy traffic. In this way each car can maintain on it's own, with no central authority or monitoring, a picture of the road conditions around it based on information provided to it by other cars.

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while you are at it, you could use p2p wireless technology to make every highway into an internet backbone. at least during the day when there is traffic.. Posted by: yokuyakuyoukai on July 15, 2002 10:20 AM
It's a very interesting idea. I tried to track back to you on this, but it doesn't seem to be showing up. Do you know if your site can hear the pings, or does it need a rebuild to show up or something? Posted by: Will on July 15, 2002 11:33 AM
I think I've fixed it now. I use mod_perl to run MoveableType and I'd not set up the handler correctly for the pings. Posted by: Alex on July 15, 2002 09:56 PM
July 09, 2002
Halo Jones

I've just finished reading The Complete Ballad of Halo Jones by Alan Moore and Ian Gibson. Mr. Moore is famous for Watchmen among other things. Most recently he's been writing Top 10 and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, both of which are great.

Anyway, back to Halo Jones. It's one of the best comics I've read, well up there with Watchmen and Top 10. It's also a story about ordinary people. Though living in the future (of course it's her present, but then that's the future for you) Halo is an ordinary woman who remains ordinary throughout the series. She never rises to high office or sees the grand plans behind any of the stuff she's involved in, she just wants to get out. Some of the reviews you can find on google don't seem to like the first of the three books in the collection as much as the others. That was my impression on a first reading as well but it really grows on you as you read it again. I think this site has the best overview of Halo Jones and what it's all about. If you're looking for a comic book to read, and everyone should from time to time, Halo Jones is a good choice. And if you can't see what the appeal of comics is try Halo Jones, Top 10, or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen for a great introduction.

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The Complete Ballad of Halo Jones has just been released over here in Brazil, and I can say it already ranks among the best comic books I've ever read! Shame they never wrote the other four or six books.... Posted by: on May 28, 2003 01:57 PM
July 03, 2002
Corporate malfeasance

Very interesting letter from Dana Blankenhorn, a veteran journalist, complaining about the free ride WorldCom's current CEO is getting from the press. Why aren't journalists asking the questions that members of the public want to have answered but don't have the access to even ask? Surely it's their responsibility to find out what's really going on, not just to report what people say, and toss easy balls for the interviewee to hit for six. WorldCom, Enron, GlobalCrossing etc. sure look like malfeasance to me.

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$80 billion (Australian currency) in fraud! Posted by: John PINK on February 27, 2004 12:01 AM
June 29, 2002
New look - New version

So I upgraded to the latest MoveableType version and changed the colors for itymbi. The upgrade went well, even the unexplained bit of enabling TrackBack when you're using mod_perl. It's interesting, though perhaps obvious, that because of the pattern used for the application and comments code finding how to setup TrackBack was pretty simple. The color scheme comes from a book called A Book of Colors published by the Nippon Color & Design Research Institute. It's fantastic for finding color combinations that work well together.

Of course the most interesting feature of the latest MoveableType version is TrackBack. This is something I, along with others, have thought about before, looks like there's going to be an open standard around this functionality, so I'll just hook MBlog into it, I hope.

TrackBack is implemented using REST and not SOAP. The REST vs. SOAP discussions are interesting. Perhaps SOAP has already been taken over by the standards people to such an extent that it's about to be suplanted by REST when ordinary mortals want to get something done. A rant I've indulged in before is my feeling that there are some people who get more enjoyment out of the standards setting process than is right. These people glom onto any new technology as an opportunity to get involved and make their mark on a new standard. The results are sometimes over elaborate for ordinary use. SOAP may be going this way, it's just getting too complicated to set up for simple, though powerful stuff, like the amazon api or TrackBack.

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June 27, 2002
Moderation in all things?

An interesting essay called Gaming the system: How moderation tools can backfire. It describes how moderation systems like Slashdot's can inadvertently encourage behavior they wish to discourage. By scoring users participation in moderation and posting Slashdot encourages some users to moderate so as to maximize points scored (karma whoring in Slashdot terms) instead of moderating so as to support interesting discussion.

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June 22, 2002
Marketplace of Ideas

To be completely pretentious about it I feel that my particular stall in the marketplace of ideas is not exactly overstocked. So I am occasionally reduced to reselling one idea to multiple buyers. In this case I reworked the brief piece below about .NET into an article for Kuro5hin. The editing process that let to it being posted was useful and I think the final result that got posted is better than the quick thoughts I dashed off originally.

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June 20, 2002
More Monday

Another site poking fun at Monday:, the PwC Consulting rebranding. This one from a story on The Register.

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June 19, 2002
Basic anti fud

Here's an amusing comparison of Windows-NT vs. CP/M that I found on Haddock.org. I suspect everyone's seen this sort of thing before.

Whenever an X vs. Y comparison/evaluation is posted somewhere it 's likely to cause a flamefest. For example Microsoft has taken to reimplementing the J2EE example PetStore application using .NET, tuning it, and then claiming that .NET performs better than J2EE. I won't go into why I think this is not a valid comparison, the people at TheServerSide have a lengthy discussion that goes over it in detail.

The thing is, does anyone believe these things anymore? The only thing most of them seem to do is confirm whatever prejudice the reader already has. I mean, it seems like everyone thinks that they won't be taken in, but perhaps their boss, or some "suit" at another company will, and therefore they must point out at length all of the methodology flaws. Is this because so many of them are so biased that it's no longer possible to get a fair comparison taken seriously? Is it that it isn't actually possible to perform a fair comparison? On the specific performance front I've always liked the advice I've heard that it doesn't matter which is the fastest provided the one you are using is fast enough for your purposes. For instance, it's overkill to be able to serve ten thousand impressions a day if you only have to serve one thousand. More understanding of requirements, and less over engineering and guesswork is a good thing.

One good thing, these days it's a lot more difficult to publish a biased or slanted comparison and not have it picked apart, witness the latest Microsoft sponsored anti open source study and its rebuttals. Not sure I like the phrasing of the one reproduced on the Register but it does make the right points. This one from Portugal is better. A search on Slashdot will, of course, turn up much more material, and some of it may even be useful.

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June 17, 2002
.NET, Substitutes and Complements

Joel Spolsky has another interesting strategy letter available. This has been discussed at some length on Slashdot and I don't want to try and rehash that discussion here.

Joel describes the general principle; Smart companies try to commoditize their product's complements. More interesting to me than the specific examples he gives is the actual idea itself. I think that in programming the best way to learn a language is to try to write programs in it; with these sorts of ideas the best way to understand them is to try and apply them.

What about .NET, is there anything to think about there? Well, imagine that Microsoft wants to move into the Enterprise Computing space, what sort of complementary products does that require? One thing that comes to mind is that you need good integration capabilities, you need to be able to connect the SAP ERP system to the Siebel CRM system. Currently this sort of product is provided by companies like TIBCO and webMethods, and has been a nice little earner for them. webMethods' stock went up 507.5 percent on its first day. OK, that was in 2000 but very impressive even for then.

So, what does Web Services and .NET do to the enterprise integration business? It commoditizes it. With this complementary product reduced to a commodity Microsoft's chances of getting into the Enterprise space improve and the prices they can charge go up. If Microsoft can convince SAP, Siebel and other Enterprise Software vendors to offer SOAP access in their applications; if it can position itself as the Web Services leader, with good support built into the OS it controls and the tools it provides; it's time to sell TIBCO and webMethods stock.

And it looks like this is happening. Microsoft is generating such hype and buzz around Web Services that customers are starting to demand SOAP access even when they have no compelling use for it yet. It's turning up in RFPs already, and this means that SAP, Siebel and PeopleSoft will be adding it to their systems. Perhaps the only bump is that Microsoft is trying to push its own BizTalk standard instead of going with ebXML. If the goal is commodity status the more players behind a single standard the greater the momentum. A couple of competing standards allows a space for TIBCO and webMethods to thrive on converting between the two.

What's after EAI integration? Maybe it's business process management. This is where TIBCO and webMethods are heading now, it's a pretty hot space. Microsoft has some product in this area and it might be where they would go next. The movement into business process management would perhaps be predicted by The Innovator's Dilemma, companies are forced to move upmarket chasing the larger returns as the market below them is eaten up the disruptive replacements. In this view Web Services is a disruptive technology to TIBCO and webMethods, perhaps not as good along the axes they are evaluated on but offering other benefits along other axes; that's a topic for another post though.

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June 13, 2002
PwC rebranding

So PwC Consulting is now going to be called Monday. Of course the site introducing the new name makes heavy use of the scarlet letter of style over substence, Flash.

Here's the actual PwC consulting thought about what the new name means.

WHAT MONDAY MEANS

Monday is a fresh start, a positive
attitude, part of everyone’s life.

Monday is a real name, universally
understood and easy to remember.

Monday is confident. It stands out
and it stands for something.

To me it just means pretension and lack of clarity about what the company does. Strangely the BBC's story actually manages to find some people with positive things to say about the idea.

Rebranding will cost $110m. Seems like a lot of money to me. I don't know how much of it goes to Wolf Olins who "masterminded the changeover". Wolf Olins is a company from the UK originally. This may explain the Flash. A lot of Nathan Barley types like Flash. Wolf Olins is part of the OmnicomGroup, now there's a name. Like the Globex corporation run by Hank Scorpio that Homer Simpson once briefly worked for.

On the other hand, I suppose the people in Andersen Consulting, rebranded as Accenture, were glad they were able to drop the Andersen part of their name before all of that inconvenient Enron stuff came out. The best that can be said is that at least PwC Consulting chose a real word instead of inventing one to imbue with whatever wonderful qualities they feel the company should have.

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I think you should conduct a poll on people's reactions to the word "Monday". I certainly don't give it any of the positive connotations that PwC consulting gave it. Monday. Blue Monday. Drudgery. Work. Wash day (archaic) Commute. Meetings. Deadlines. Another long week ahead. Well. At least it is a real word. Posted by: mss on June 13, 2002 10:26 AM
Not to mention the Boomtown Rats song "I don't like Mondays". http://www.tzwaenn.de/lyrics/Boomtown_Rats_-_I_dont_like_Mondays.html Posted by: ajm on June 13, 2002 10:46 AM
And I almost forgot, "Rainy days and Mondays always get me down...." Maybe their competition can use that in their ads. Posted by: mss on June 14, 2002 08:42 AM
June 08, 2002
to dominate, you must innovate

In this week's New Yorker there's a brief article by James Surowiecki called Turf War. It's about Nike's failure to dominate the golf and soccer equipment markets despite their revered brand. The power of branding, Mr. Surowiecki says, is overrated, it's not enough to slap a logo on a poduct to make it successful, you actually have to make something that's better than the competition. "The surest way to get stronger sales is to sell a stronger product." I'd add that this innovation does not have to be along any of the dimensions that the current product dominates. As The Innovator's Dilemma points out you can take over a market with a less functional product if it dominates on a axis that is ill served by the current leader. I've written about this and open source software as Rules of Innovation - Clayton M. Christensen and Ant as an example of the Innovator's Dilemma.

Mr. Surowiecki's remarks are in contrast to those of the NoLogo movement who believe that branding is evil, or at least close to evil. An interesting and more detailed explanation of the other point of view is from Economist. The references to the article The Case for Brands I found weren't actually on the Economist website but through Google.

I think there is certainly something to the Economist's central thesis, that because brands make a product easily identifiable the company must make sure the product lives up to the promise the brand makes. Of course this may not be quality, it may be cheapness or consistency, but if the product doens't live up to the branding it's very easy for consumers to avoid it because the brand makes it easy to identify. The Economist feels that we have the power over branded products, if we don't like them, or the ways they are made, stop buying them and they must change. After all, it's easier to boycott Nike shoes to make them change their labor practices than to boycott generic shoes where you have to check the label to see where they claim to be made. In the same way, it's easier to stop McDonalds putting beef flavouring in their fries than the burger place down the road because McDonalds are easily identified and have a large number of customers to satisfy.

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June 04, 2002
Digital Media as Pyramid Scheme

An interesting article from Beyond Value Investing. It analyses the Internet bubble, specifically that involving the companies that "made money" by selling banner ads to each other, as a pyramid scheme.

At the time, I worked a Deja for a brief while, it seemed to many of the lower deck swabbies in development that we were, as the quotation has it, making money by taking in each other's washing. It was a source of amazement that this sort of thing seemed to actually work, coupled with a sense that either an enormous scam was being pulled or we were too dumb to see the real value in swapping banner adds. Of course management tried to convice us of the "we were too dumb" idea but we sort of clung to the "enormous scam" opinion. In the end we were perhaps right. On the other hand they got rich and we didn't so.....

I found the link to the article on CamWorld but I don't agree with Cam's comment. I don't think the author is lumping all internet businesses together. Towards the end of the article he distinguishes between several sub-bubbles and even says "And not all Internet companies were Pyramid Schemes - Amazon, Google, eBay, and Overture are all healthy companies with positive cash flow." It's important to recognize that some were pyramid schemes though, even if unwittingly.

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Cross blog commenting

Juri Pakaste has an interesting post on his blog about Comments on blogs. I have conflicting feelings about this issue. On the one hand I want content on my blog, its hard enought to write stuff as it is without scattering it across the web :) On the other, comments are a nice form of conversation that I would like to encourage, and being able to read many peoples different (possibly) views on a subject on one site is useful.

The one possibly novel feature I want to try to implement in my toy blog project is cross blog commenting. The idea is that if two people are using this software to run their blogs then it is possible for one of them to comment on a post on the other's blog and and have that appear as a post on their own blog. With appropriate crosslinking I could post a comment on Juri's site which would appear as a post on mine with a link to the head of the discussion on his. With multiple participating sites I could imagine quite a rich system where you could click across multiple blogs reading a thread of comments with the benefit of seeing other articles on the blogs as well, browsing being part of the benefit of blogs. In some fantasy land view perhaps the sum of the parts could be greater than the whole and you'd end up with a sort of hyper blog made up of connected crosslinking blogs.

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You can Google for BlogML; results two and three are especially interesting. That might be a good starting point. It would be really nice to see all the content interspersed together in a coherent argument. What would be really nifty would be to have threading work automagically somehow. Posted by: Nathan on June 4, 2002 10:29 PM
Looks interesting. This sort of thing would be necessary. As for getting all the content together in one place I think that could be done. I can think of various possibilities but I'm always worried that I'll end up with an over engineered solution. For instance it would be possible to use the XML-RPC calls from the blogger api (perhaps with some extensions) to trace the cross posting thread across various blogs. Each participating blog could then present a view of the thread with such content as it wanted to show. Need to have some way to prevent this being used as a denial of service attack but something could probably be worked out. Posted by: on June 5, 2002 07:40 PM
Over engineer a solution? You? I'm glad I know that you also have a pragmatic side that prevents you from just jumping into the deep end of the code pool. Posted by: mss on June 5, 2002 08:13 PM
June 03, 2002
Upgrade time

Just spent 3 hours, which is a bit longer than I expected, adding an extra hard disk to the machine this site runs on. After a few months running at 72% to 95% full on a 7G partition I bought a new drive from NewEgg following a recommendation from one of the hardware guys at work, thanks Tony. I got a 40G Western Digital for what I thought was a reasonable price. Installing it was simple using pieces from the Linux Hard Disk Upgrade Mini How-To as a guide. I did learn a few things though and in the true blog spirit I'll post them here.

Dust, dust, dust. It's pretty amazing how much dust can get into a machine. Some of the panels hadn't been taken off in years and it was nasty in there.

Dell cases are nice. Of course this is based on the sample of one that holds the machine I was working on. It's fairly old, being a 350MHz Pentium II, so I don't know how well this experience relates to recent Dell products. The case is well put together in a modular fashion. For example all the drive bays come out very easily to let you work on them. You don't have to try and get screwdrivers into impossible locations. The case holding my current Windows machine (ick), which I build two years ago, was highly rated but it's not as nice as Dell's.

Check your partitions twice. Part of the reason the process took so long was that I managed to get the partitions on the new disk set incorrectly first time round. I used fdisk instead of cfdisk, made a mistake and didn't notice it. When I copied the data to the new disk I wondered why 1.5G of data was taking up 50% of what I thought was a 20G partition. It wasn't, it was taking up 50% of a 3G partition! I had to repartition, reformat, and copy again. Looks ok now.

I don't think I'll delete the original directories just yet though, perhaps in a couple of days.

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May 21, 2002
Attack of the Clones - Best of Slashdot

Sometimes, perhaps it's the infinite number of monkeys at work, Slashdot throws out some real gems. Here are some Attack of the Clones related posts. Spoilers are marked.

Turns out the second entry, General review, was taken from Adequacy.org. Here's the original. This sort of thing happens from time to time on Slashdot. Generally it's spotted though as there are so many readers that usually someone has seen the original.

Update And another one. This analyzes the center of gravity and weight of lightsabres in the Star Wars movies and how this influences fighting style.

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May 19, 2002
Competing with Microsoft

There's an article in Business 2.0 called Beating Bill that attempts to show how Microsoft can be beaten, or at least fended off for a while. I pulled a couple of bits I found interesting.

Intuit, who've defeated Microsoft Money with Quicken. They're facing a challenge to their QuickBooks software from Microsoft's purchase of Great Plains accounting software. One of the things they've done is to add APIs to QuickBooks to let third party developers' applications exchange and build upon the mission-critical small business data stored in QuickBooks. Information about these APIs is here. They use COM to communicate with QuickBooks but the actual calls and data passed are encoded in XML. Intuit even supply a Java-to-COM bridge so that Java developers can interact with QuickBooks using this API

Quote from "Beating Bill": "I think opening up the product is the smartest thing Intuit has done in years," says David Farina, an Intuit stock analyst at William Blair. "If they pull that strategy off, I think it will be hard for Microsoft to unseat them."

Liberate, which uses Linux as the OS for its set-top boxes. Quote from "Beating Bill": If Cook's (Intuit) game is to outrun Redmond, Mitchell Kertzman's plan is to use Microsoft's strength -- its control of the Windows operating system -- against it.

I found this interesting in relation to Apple's recently released Xserve product. On the main page they talk about the "per user" or "Windows" tax. Quote: Xserve lets you eliminate the most galling expense in your department’s budget: the per-user "tax" you’ve been obliged to pay for using server software. Perhaps this will be a fruitfull place to attack in the future. Can Microsoft's great revenue engine be used against them?

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May 16, 2002
Rules of Innovation - Clayton M. Christensen

People are now starting to understand how innovation works, and how and why new companies or products succeed. In his previous book, "The Innovator's Dilemma", Clayton M. Christensen analyzed companies' and products' successes in terms of disruptive and sustainable innovations. His just published article takes off from that point and provides guidance for how to use disruption and plan a disruptive strategy for attacking a market. Very interesting and well worth reading.

Previously I've attempted a description of the success of an Open Source product, Ant, in terms of the Innovator's Dilemma. I think the fit is very good, provided you recognize how the rewards and costs should be measured in that environment. If you are interested it can be found at Ant as an Example of the Innovator's Dilemma. Now I'll have to go back and see how Ant matches against the guidelines in the article.

Reading "The Innovator's Dilemma" before the article is not necessary but does provide some interesting illumination and background for some of the points made. The second paragraph of the section titled Take Root in Disruption in the article provides a quick summary of the basic findings of "The Innovator's Dilemma".

My brief summary, but read the article.

A new firm should use a disruptive strategy when entering a market, these succeed in 33% of cases. Using a sustaining strategy only succeeds in 6% of cases. Four basic groupings of factors affect the probability of success, (1) taking root in disruption, (2) the necessary scope to succeed, (3) leveraging the right capabilities and (4) disrupting competitors, not customers.

Take root in disruption

When newcomers attack customers and markets attractive to the leaders, the leaders overwhelm them. I think an example from the software space would be to try and attack Microsoft with a desktop OS, or less extremely to try and take over the J2EE app server market from BEA or IBM.

The article provides two two tests for whether a market can be disrupted. This is not mentioned in "The Innovator's Dilemma", which presents explanations of historical situations and doesn't spend much time trying to present rules for harnessing disruption, and is very interesting.

One. Does the innovation enable less-skilled or less-wealthy customers to do for themselves things that only the wealthy or skilled intermediaries could previously do?

Two. Does the innovation target customers at the low end of a market who don't need all the functionality of current products? And does the business model enable the disruptive innovator to earn attractive returns at discount prices unattractive to the incumbents?

Both of these seem to indicate that the standard VC mandated strategy of "go for the Fortune 500" may not always be the best approach.

Pick the scope needed to succeed

Clayton divides markets into two segments based on whether the functionality of existing products in the market is currently good enough for customers' needs. In markets where product functionality is not yet good enough, companies must compete by making better products. When the functionality of products has overshot what mainstream customers can use, however, companies must compete through improvements in speed to market, simplicity and convenience, and the ability to customize products to the needs of customers in ever smaller market niches.

Leverage the Right Capabilities

  • Resources to succeed
  • Processes to facilitate success
  • Align organizational values to prioritize the innovation

Avoid two common misconceptions in managing money. Firstly, deep pockets are not an advantage, too much cash allows you to follow a flawed strategy for too long. Perhaps we saw some of this during the "Great Internet Boom". Secondly, you should be patient about the new venture's size but impatient for profits. He believes that the discipline of having to quickly turn a profit helps the company discover the successful strategy. Again this is unlikely to lead to the explosive growth that the VC community requires. One of the problems the Clayton mentions at the start of the article is that VC's seem to regard investing in startups as more of a gamble that he believes it is. Because of this they demand very high growth rates, which force companies to bet on a strategy too early, before they understand the opportunities. It also pushes them into the existing markets owned by larger companies, who then crush the upstarts.

Failure is often the result of using existing but inappropriate processes for market research, strategic planning and budgeting. I would imagine this applies more to existing large companies trying to implement a disruptive strategy than to startup companies. However, even in startups the implementation of processes learnt by the managers when working at larger companies is probably a problem. Sony is presented as an example of this, initial disruptive innovation being replaced by sustaining innovation when the founder's personal instincts were replaced by standard market research.

Values are the most rigid of the three items. Everyone has to internalize and act on the values that make the company successful. If these values are directed towards sustaining success within the existing cost structure then they will not support disruptive innovations. This is discussed more in "The Innovators Dilemma" where he makes the point that the most successful companies in existing markets are those with their values most closely aligned with their existing customers. Unfortunately this alignment, responsible for the companies success, prevents them from being successful with disruptive strategies that have a different value structure.

Disrupt Competitors, Not Customers

If an innovation helps customers do things they are already trying to do more simply and conveniently, it has a higher probability of success. Attempting to make it easier for customers to do something they aren't trying to do will fail. I think the important word here is trying, just because no market currently exists doesn't meant there isn't a need, it's probably being satisfied, though poorly, some other way.

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Hi Alex, I followed the link to the Christensen article you referenced in your post, "Rules of Innovation - Clayton M. Christensen", but got this message: "Sorry, we can't seem to find the page you wanted..." Could you kindly send me a copy if you've got it saved elsewhere, or point me to a good URL? best regards Milverton Posted by: Milverton Wallace on January 29, 2006 11:37 AM
Alex, Quoted you in the email below to several in the UKUUG. Don't have your email address - hence this way to get in contact with you. regards Eddie Charles, Thanks for this. We have had first hand experience trying to take on Microsoft not only at Newham but also at the Home Office, West Yorkshire Police, and others in the private sector. I have come to the opinion that Linux on the desktop will be first adopted by those that do not have the resources to deploy Microsoft based desktops. Clayton Christensen wrote a paper The Rules of Innovation. Have not been able to find the paper on the internet but found Alex Moffat's description of this paper is at: http://www.zanthan.com/itymbi/archives/000431.html The main problem with Microsoft desktops is the lack of security. John Naughton in his Observer column the other week wrote: 'the worst disasters are caused by slow, incremental, decay rather than by catastrophic events. Things get worse slowly. People adjust. The problem is assigning the correct degree of fear to distant elephants.' Naughton then went on to say that the lack of security using the Internet was systemic and the current piecemeal approach to these problems is not the solution. The number of conferences dealing with IT security is growing at a very fast rate. Their approach to security is little more than: 'keep you anti virus software up to date, do your patches on time and ask for more money for computer security.' Sooner or later it will become apparent that the approach the IT security industry is proposing does not provide the solution to the problem. See: http://www.scmagazine.com/uk/news/article/537632/wake-up-sleepwalkers/ I ran a conference on Trusted Computing for the DTI a couple of weeks ago. The DTI expected the IT industry to fund the conference. I was unable to get a single penny from the IT industry and none of the vendors, apart from Microsoft, was prepared to speak. Microsoft pulled out but when told the BBC and Channel 4 News were covering the event provided a speaker who said nothing about Vista and Trusted computing. Despite no funding for marketing the conference was oversubscribed - so Trusted Computing is a hot topic. Our Secure Open Desktop Architecture (SODA) is designed to eliminate the need for organisations to have any technical support. See attached description. SODA clients are automatically installed with no technical skills required. Systems are updated without any user involvement and client devices are locked down so that the software configuration can not be compromised. Worth reading a paper on this by the Trusted Computing Group. See: https://www.trustedcomputinggroup.org/downloads/bestpractices/ It looks as though we have got a couple of government departments to agree to fund pilot systems. Will keep you informed of progress. On Sat, 2006-02-11 at 13:59 +0100, Charles Curran wrote: http://searchopensource.techtarget.com/columnItem/0,294698,sid39_gci1165420,00.html?track=NL-301&ad=541985 Posted by: Eddie Bleasdale on February 13, 2006 05:22 AM
May 13, 2002
Speech Synthesis

Dictionaraoke.com has got a lot of mentions today. Currently heavily slashdotted but worth taking a listen to when it clears up. For impressive synthesis take a look at and listen to festvox. Nice open source licensing. Could be a useful way to add voice capability to an existing app. Hear the current weather for a city in the US.

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May 09, 2002
Corporate email warfare

Salon has an interesting article on what they describe as corporate email warfare (if you're not a Salon subscriber you'll probably see an advert before the article, either watch it or click the link in the top right to skip). I've encountered some of the things they talk about in the wild as it were. For example, the sending email late at night ploy. If you are working late then there is no point in hiding your light under a bushel and you might as well send the email then. On the other hand logging on from home via the vpn for a couple of minutes at 10pm to email the CEO is just not cricket. Of course sending email with cron jobs is always a big no no. Fortunately the people who try these sorts of things are generally not up to setting up cron correctly.

Coincidentally the New York Times also has an email related article today, which I can no longer find. This one was talking about the difficulty some people have with the social conventions for when an exchange of emails has ended or should end. Email I don't have a problem with, in many cases it's best just to treat it as fire and forget. IM is another kettle of fish though, I'm still getting the hang of that :)

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May 08, 2002
Fish that couldn't float!

Funny in so many ways, from the name of the fish to the idea of attaching corks to it. At least the fish is ok. Here's a story from the BBC that's worth a read.

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May 01, 2002
Finding text similarities through compression

Interesting article in the New York Times on using compression to detect similarities and differences between texts. To compress a file the compression program builds a lookup table so that it can replace frequently occuring sequences of bytes with different shorter sequences. As it says in the article a useful analogy is with Morse code where the more frequently occurring letters have shorter codes than the less frequently occurring ones. So, if a compression program produces a frequency analysis of the text it compresses could you use it to compare the analysis of one text with the analysis of another?

The way the researchers did it was to look at the compression ratio. First you compress a large text, A, and record how much it is compressed by. Next you append to it a smaller sample of text B and compress A + B. If B is similar to A then the compression table produced for A + B, which is mostly derived from the larger A, will compress B well and the compression ratio for A + B will be close to that for A alone. If B is different from A then A and A + B will have different compression ratios because the table for A won't compress B as well as it compresses A.

I've always liked this sort of work. You take a well known system, in this case compression, and by looking at it from a different angle you can see another use for it.

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April 29, 2002
Macaulay on Copyright

Excellent article on Kuro5hin that reprints Thomas Babington Macaulay's speech on copyright in the House of Commons in 1841. I've seen this linked before from a Slashdot discussion but the footnotes to the speech added in the kuro5hin posting are very useful in setting the references Macaulay makes in their context. Please take the time to read the whole thing, it's well worth it.

Macaulay's reasoning is as relevant today as when he spoke in 1841. With the current efforts to further extend already unreasonable copyright terms everyone needs to consider these issues. His discussion of what copyright is for and how to decide what a reasonable term should be is far more intelligent and persuasive than the current MPAA and RIAA ranting. The speech is full of excellent quotes, most too long for current email signatures or sound bite style quoting. This one is short enough to put here though I believe, Sir, that I may with safety take it for granted that the effect of monopoly generally is to make articles scarce, to make them dear, and to make them bad.

As an aside it's also interesting how Macaulay's style seemingly has influnced the poster and commenters. After reading the article people seem to write longer sentences.

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April 23, 2002
Medal of Honor Allied Assault

I've been playing this a bit recently and I noticed one technique the designers used that I thought was interesting. At one point in the first mission you follow another character, controlled by the game, as you escape from a village. This is an ingenious way to show you how to move, fire, and use cover. I can imagine it being used in other games as a way of teaching a player the tatics and strategy that can't be taught during the initial "training course" that games often start with. Completing early missions with a more experienced computer controlled "assistant" or "leader", who provided tips and guidance would be a nice way to increase the players skill while they played. This would avoid frustration later in the game when more difficult situations are met.

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April 12, 2002
Amundsen a better example than Shackleton

Apparently the Antartic explorer Ernest Shackleton is being used as an example from which to draw management lessons. There's a book called Shackleton's Way: Leadership Lessons from the Great Antarctic Explorer. According to the blurb Shackleton resonates with executives in today's business world. I think this is unfortunate, but perhaps telling. A far better example to follow in management is Roald Amundsen, the first person to get to the South Pole. Shackleton was good in a crisis and was head and shoulders above Robert Scott as a leader and orgainzer. However, Amundsen triumphed with far less drama in situations where Shackleton failed; Amundsen's reputation suffers only because he made it look so easy. If you feel management is about dealing with problems you could have avoided in the first place, go with Shackleton; if you want to succeed learn from Amundsen.

I'll try to pick just four lessons from Amundsen, there are others of course but you can find them in The Last Place on Earth, a great book about Scott, Amundsen and the Race to the South Pole.

Before going any further though I have to say that there is a downside. Following these steps may well prevent the sorts of crises that some people seem to feel are the hallmark of successful management. If you want to attract attention through a series of heroic escapes, and you aren't worried that people will see the situations you're escaping from are largely of your own making, don't emulate Amundsen. I prefer the opposite position, that it's better to succeed without a crisis than to invite one and then escape, if at all, only through heroic measures. After all, perhaps you'll end up like Scott, in a situation where heroism won't do you any good.

One Produce a plan to minimize risk and track your progress against your plan. Amundsen carefully calculated how far his party had to travel each day and how much food they needed to have at each point. This was updated during the trek so that on the way back they knew enough about their resources to be able to increase rations. Scott planned to take four people on the final push to the pole. At the last minute, hundreds of miles from base, he changed his mind and increased this to five reducing the food they all had.

Two Work steadily. Amundsen's party travelled for five to six hours each day to cover the fifteen miles that was planned for. Even when nearing the pole they didn't rush. Scott pushed on for nine to ten hours a day, his men felt that the work was endless. It's very dispiriting to be worn down by long days with no specific short term targets and no sense that things are going to get better.

Three Pick the right tools for the job and know how to use them. You should even modify and tune your tools for your specific tasks. Amundsen took dogs to the South Pole. Scott tried to use ponies. Amundsen took skis and his party knew how to ski, Scott tried to walk. During the Antartic winter before setting off, Scott's party was playing football. Amundsen's party was rebuilding their sledges to reduce weight and testing and reworking their clothing.

Four Learn from others. Amundsen learnt from the Eskimos how to dress for the Polar climate, how to drive dogs, and construct Igloos. He also learnt from other polar expeditions, including Shackleton's previous trip to the Antartic that got close to the South Pole, and from his own previous Artic exploration. Each success or failure had something to teach, perhaps not just the obvious lesson. Shackleton's first Antartic expedition nearly reached the pole by "man-hauling" the sledges. This taught Scott that "man-hauling" was the way to do it. Amundsen saw it as confirmation that using dogs was the correct approach. With dogs Shackleton would likely have been first.

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i am writing a short paper about scott-amundsen for my leadership class. your short comment help. thx. Posted by: monica on November 21, 2002 11:28 AM
Glad I could help :) Posted by: Alex on November 22, 2002 06:14 PM
I enjoyed reading your article. However I came across another perspective of Amundsen's feat in Roderick Owen's "Great Explorer". I quote, without further, comment made by Amundsen, denied the credit he felt was his due, was nonplussed:- "By and large, the British are a race of very bad loosers" he stated bitterly, "What they call luck I prefer to call planning". At a dinner given by the Royal Geographical Society, the President, Curzon, made a speech ending "I therefore propose three cheers for the dogs"!!! Posted by: Robin on March 21, 2003 02:23 PM
This was quite the piece to read. I think you expressed your views amazingly! you have quite the way with words Posted by: Kendall on May 26, 2003 10:29 PM
I don's really see how you argue Shackleton didn't follow the four steps if you don't make comparisons on him. I have read about Shackleton's expeditions and I know that he had plans for his expeditions and if in any given case he didnt have one for the Endurance expedition was because the concept was completely unknown. I think one of the reasons Shackleton adventure has inspired ideas on Leadership is because he was able to succeed during a crisis something Amudsen never did on any of his expeditions. Posted by: on August 8, 2003 11:48 PM
The thing I like about Amundsen over Shackleton is that Amundsen didn't get into trouble. Of course Shackleton was great once the crisis happened but I still prefer Amundsen. Posted by: Alex on August 12, 2003 09:01 PM
Well said. Re Aug 8 post above - Concisely - Amundson never failed to reach a goal that he set (His death came in an unplanned attempt to rescue the Italian expedition). Shackleton never achieved any of his goals. Posted by: John on November 16, 2004 12:45 PM
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Shackleton left 40,000 pounds worth of debt. Was that good management? Posted by: space _shiner on October 16, 2005 12:34 AM
wow that really helped with my assignment :) thankyou! i agree with all your views!! AMUNDSEN ROCKS Posted by: samwich on August 1, 2006 01:39 AM
Oh dear! I appreciate the book you may have taken your information from may have been enjoyable but it is a poor choice and widely recognised as a bias portrayal of Scott and a blisteringly positive one of Amundsen. Things are never as clear cut as you try to portray here, although i don't believe you do this spitefully. The book you draw your 'lessons' and information from is written by a journalist who has absolutely no worthwhile polar experience. There are far more critical and assured examination from people who do to look at. Also the author is rather obviously bias against Scott; some examples follow. 1) you claim Amundsen made better plans and food provisions. This is debateable in terms of credit as Edwardian ideas of nutrition were limited and neither Amundsen or Scott knew enough. It was fortunate and lucky that Amundsens rations were slightly better in terms of nutrition but this was just luck. Yes Amundsen was able to increase rations on the way back but this was again fortune as he made the return journey faster than anticipated and so this was an unexpected benefit not a plan. Despite the disasters that befell Scott, moving for days at the pace of the slowest man (Evans who was injured and dying), injuries, deaths and the most unprecedented weather conditions at the time of their failure and eventual death they were still just a week off schedule. I think that in spite of the aweful outcome of events this show Scott had made great planning for the event. In fact weather readings, polar explorations, previous expedition experience had all been carefully examined and used in preparations. Also Scott had not made a 'last minute' decision to take 5 people instead of 4, it was something he had considered for some time and it was taken with full knowledge and experience of lengthy polar expedition experience. 2)Scott's team moved in a steady weay just like Amudsen's team. As I say they were after some 150plus days less than a week off the schedule is pretty impressive planning on Scott's behalf. Just like Amundsen's team Scott's team had the same short term target..to suggest otherwise is quite bizarre! A daily milage/distace. The creating of depots as very specific and regular intervals and the reaching of them on the way back every few days, exactly like Amundsen. This kind of short term planning was standard on polar expeditions and in fact any expedition. A quite bizarre claim that it should be otherwise. 3)Scott believed he had chosen the right tools for the job. He did use ponies and with good success for part of the journey. To do so for part of the way was always an explicit part of his plan. Scott had used dogs on a previous polar expedition and had had a terrible experience with them. They had all died; obviously this greatly influenced his decision. It was a bad decision but it is utterly wrong to claim it was a decision borne out of ignorance or poor planning. With regards to the clothing and equipment, Scott's team took skis and used them greatly in their man pulling. To walk the entire way was too difficult, they did use ski's. Yes Scott used different clothing to Amundsen but for quite good reason and rightly so. Amundsons choice of furs was a good selection for his team who would expend less energy, move less and encounter more polar wind. The furs would keep you warmer. But for Scott's team these clothes would be fatal, the high impact of man hauling was a great energy expender and in furs they would have sweated, the sweat would have frozen and they would have died very quickly of pnuemonia. The choice of layers of cotton, wool and canvas were the perfect choice for the high energy work they were doing. Tests have conclusively proved that both men got their clothes right for their particular style. All this rubbish about Amundsen learning from the Eskimo's is junk. Scott and indeed all polar explorers of the time knew these things too. Scott's clothing would have kept them survivably warm to temperatures of up to 50 below 4) i really am astonished at this even being a point put forward by the author you read. Nothing that Amundsen knew or did was alien to Scott. Scott had a great deal of lengthy polar expedition experience in the use of furs, dogs and building igloos. It is a simple untruth to say that he did not. Scott's failure is far more complex than Amundsen's success and that is exactly why it has attracted the greater attention. By all accounts Scott's journey arguably should have succeeded. It was well planned, to great detail! Scott had an enormous amout of experience of the very same conditions and using a variety of equipment for lengthy polar periods. Obviously they would not have beaten Amundsen but it is precisely because of it's catastrophic failure that it deserves worthy examination. It is certainly more complex than the author Roland Huntford suggests in the book you reference. I would suggest reading some accounts or discussions of Scott's journey from actual polar explorers rather than journalists. Then a comparison with Amundsen in the way you intend might be mome correct. It saddens me that just as Huntford's book will take some time to correct in the minds of many who have read it (although much has been done to reverse his book in the last 6 years) so you pass on this unfortunate assessment to others. Posted by: Occams Razor on August 23, 2006 05:12 PM
I can appreciate the different points of view, and I find both Amundsen and Shackleton excellent examples, for different reasons. My personal experience has been that nothing goes exactly as planned. The degree of variance is what frames the challenge. To set the record straight, actually, Amundsen did face two early crises - first, his near-disastrous early false start, from which he had to turn his team back, and second, Johansen's direct challenge to his leadership. Amundsen was decisive - he removed Johansen from the party, and started over again when the weather improved. From that point on, things went pretty much according to plan -- no other major crises occurred. But we shouldn't overlook the fact that he, too, had challenges and overcame them. A good lesson here is to identify risks early on and deal with them quickly and decisively. Shackleton's leadership is also very inspiring to me because he encountered and overcame so many unpredictable crises. Unlike Amundsen, he encountered an event that rendered his plans unachievable - the Endurance was crushed by ice. He had to change his goals, from being the first to cross the Antarctic, to getting all of his team back alive. A reading of his book "South" should be enough to convince his critics that he was a pretty resourceful leader, as against all odds, he achieved his second goal. I also believe the evidence proves that all 3 explorers were "good" planners; Amundsen probably the best, while Shackleton was probably the best leader in a pinch. Posted by: James McCrory on November 30, 2006 01:11 AM
For me, one of the main reasons for Amundsen's success and Scott's failure comes down to the existence (or absence) of safety margins. Amundsen incorporated as many safety margins as he could, given the inherently hazardous nature of his expediation. Not just with respect to supplies, but also technical expertise. Virtually every member of his team was at least competent in vital areas (e.g., skiing, dog handling, navigation), and there were multiple experts in each area (e.g., having four expert navigators). He knew how bad polar weather and environment could be, and planned for it (e.g., making his caches as unmissable as he possibly could; making allowances for 1 out of every 4 days for weather or other delays). He used every means available to preserve the integrity of his supplies (e.g., modifying his fuel containers to avoid leakage), and conserve the strength and health of his men (e.g., using dogs to do the draft work, using a diet with known effectiveness, optimizing both equipment and routines to minimize the time and energy to travel and camp, etc.) He kept his food options as open as possible (e.g., formulating a dog pemmican that both dogs and humans could eat; the willingness to eat dog meat, etc.) Those are only a few of the safety measures Amundsen took. If one assigned a letter for each individual safety measure Amundsen incorporated into his expediation, he would have a veritable alphabet. Cumulatively, they formed a safety cushion that made his journey to the South Pole seem easy, comparatively speaking. Yes, Amundsen probably was luckier in various aspects than Scott. In such an unrelentingly hostile environment as Antarctica, luck is always a factor. But with Amundsen's culminative safety margins, luck became much less of a decisive factor. If Amundsen had lost a man to injury, the others would still have the necessary skills to survive and even continue. If he somehow missed a supply cache or got bogged down for days in a horrible blizzard, he was likely to have sufficient supplies to endure. Unfortunately, for a variety of reasons, Scott had virtually no safety margins to speak of. And far from trying to add whatever safety buffers he could, Scott was continually removing what little he had. And when that happened, luck became a nearly overwhelmingly critical factor. Things that would have constituted relatively minor inconveniences to Amundsen become major disasters for Scott. Both men were walking a tightrope. Amundsen was doing it with the benefits of prior experience, a balancing pole, a safety harness, and a safety net. On the other hand, Scott was trying to walk that same tightrope with a lack of experience, empty-handed, blindfolded, and nothing between him and the very hard ground. Sadly, the result was almost inevitable -- a live Amundsen and a dead Scott. In my view, Amundsen's approach can roughly summarized as follows: (1) It's okay to hope for things to go your way, but prepare for the worst. (2) Efficiency and success is more important than mere style alone. (3) Be open to ideas, regardless of source, then thoroughly evaluate their suitability and utility for yourself and your situation. On the other hand, Scott's approach seemed to be: (1) Expect things to go your way, and behave accordingly. (2) It's not so much what you achieve, but how you look doing it. (3) If it feels right, then it's probably okay and/or will work out in the end. Yes, Scott could have survived his expedition, but only if he'd had extremely good luck in virtually everything -- good luck in the weather, good luck in the terrain, good luck in finding his caches. But almost by its very nature, luck is undependable and capricious. It's like walking blindfolded through a minefield. Sure, one could survive such an experience. A very lucky person might even get through without a scratch. But is it realistic to stake one's life or chances of success on getting that much good luck? Posted by: hellrazor on December 22, 2006 12:03 PM
Brits have always seemed to favour the glorious failure to the boring success. It a very long tradition of curage and quite often of success as well. Amundsen was a low key soft spoken man. I have had the pleasure of discussing this with Mr. Børge Ausland, who is seen by many as the most impressive polar explorer after Amundsen. Single and unaided crossings of both the North pole and South pole + +. He`s an even more modest man, and an even better planner than Amundsen. He actually said to me about his crossing of Antarctica "Any norwegian with more than average skiing capabilities could have done the skiing. But they could not have done the planning and few would have handled the mentale pressure" I would rank Amundsen at top, then Shackleton and Scott way down. Posted by: Anders on December 28, 2006 02:54 PM
April 09, 2002
Ad criticism?

Slate has a very funny commentary on the new Pepsi ad featuring Cindy Crawford. I especially liked the phrase She looked better than you in 1991, she looks better than you now, and she will always look better than you. You are a bug.

Do the people who make these ads realise that at least some segment of the population is going to treat their ads like this? I certainly have the same attitude as the commentator to this ad. Do you get the feeling that the people who make the ads think that they are better or smarter or cooler or all three than the people who watch them and that they can persuade you to buy anything? Do you also have the worrying feeling than, about most of the population, they may be right? On the other hand perhaps that's also a smug sort of attitude.

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Usenet

For some reason this struck me as an example of the best of usenet and the web. Getting answers that you never could get if you asked your friends. Also the final comment ".. without problems" when applied to the process described is just great.

andrew cooke wrote:
> Does anyone know of a (free) implementation of Voronoi tesellation (or
> Delauny triangulation) on the 'net in a functional language
> (preferably ML, but I can translate).

If you don't mind function names with accents like

let différence_symétrique l1 l2 =
  let l = différence l1 l2
  and m = différence l2 l1
  in l @ m ;;
      
then there is a french tutorial in Caml Light at:
http://caml.inria.fr/polycopies/cheno/index-fra.html
The source for the triangulation is missing from the sources directory,
but I have been able to convert the postscript to ascii and then extract
the code manually and translate it to Ocaml without problems

Yours, Florian
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March 12, 2002
The Naming of the Hosts

Something interesting from Slashdot, a reference to an rfc discussing how to choose names for computers. I wish they'd read this before they named the ones at work. We've got machines named based on the function they performed and the software that was installed on them last year. I think I'll point this rfc out and see if we can get a theme going for the next bunch of boxen.

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The Great Stink of London

Just got this book for my birthday. It about the transformation of the London sewer system in Victorian times, strangely interesting. The Open University had a TV program about this subject that showed the insides of some of the tunnels and roofed over rivers that run under London. Those Victorian hydrological engineering works are amazing things, especially when you consider that they are still working. And what should show up in the New York Times on the same day but this article about a 57 year old water supply tunnel bringing water to New York that's leaking.

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i thought this would be helpful for your geography project. alex xxxx Posted by: on December 9, 2002 11:04 AM
RUBBISH Posted by: on March 13, 2003 02:10 PM
March 01, 2002
Good Stuff from Google

Update

There's been a lot of press on blogs lately, and some backlash saying that they are just a fad. In Google Loves Blogs, John Hiler explores the influence of blogging on the Google search engine and why they are a trend-setting force that should not be underestimated.

2001-12-29

Have a look at this excellent google zeitgeist. An interesting look at the year and an insight into the sort of meta information that google can collect about what the world is interested in. By looking at IPs they can probably get a pretty good handle on country by country trends as well. Thar's money in them thar stats.

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Isn't this one of those instances in which the observer (Google) influences the results of what is oberved? That is, publishing the trends encourages people to look at what is trendy. We see a bunch of people staring up at the sky and we naturally look up to see what they're staring at. At blogdex I think the effect is even stronger. Blogdex tracks the sites that weblogs are linking to...but bloggers go to blogdex to see what's everyone else is talking about so that they can link to it. Everyone wants to link to the latest cool thing on their site so that their site gets the reputation of having cool links. Posted by: mss on January 15, 2002 03:34 PM
February 28, 2002
Truck Month, I hate Truck Month!

It's that time of the year again in Texas, it's Truck Month. Not the fake Chevy Truck Month but the real Ford Truck Month with its stampede of savings. Truck Month actually seems to cover the last part of February and all of March, they must have had those accountants at Anderson work that one out.

I used to own a truck, but I still hate Truck Month. Constant repetition of the advertisment and its stampede of savings just drives me batty. The stampede really is illustrated in the TV ad by a line for Ford trucks racing towards the camera.

Also, while I'm ranting ,I don't like those ads that illustrate how tough a truck is by having it turn a perfectly reasonable piece of grassland into a muddy mess by driving over it and skidding round and round. And furthermore... (that's enough for now, time for medication)

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I totally agree!!! I hate Ford truck month too!!! Posted by: Erin on March 10, 2003 06:10 PM
I just hate Fords. Posted by: on September 26, 2003 08:31 PM
I just hate Fords. Posted by: on September 26, 2003 08:31 PM
i own a 79 gmc jimmy and a 79 chevrolet blazer I HATE FORDS i hope there heated tailgates work when they have to be pushd down the road those fuckin pos Posted by: murray fontaine on October 31, 2003 10:35 AM
I simply despise all modern fords. i like the ones from 1900 to 1940/50 and thats it. The rest are crap-heaps. In my opinion FORD stands for Fuel Oil Repair Daily or Ferral Obnoxious Rotten Drivers or First On Rubbish Dump or Found on Rats Driveway Posted by: MattyDienhoff on January 10, 2004 06:03 PM
i hate fords and i love how the cowboys lost to the panthers Posted by: charlie couey on February 11, 2004 08:23 AM
y'all need to get a life. Posted by: Your Conscience on February 26, 2004 03:02 PM
i have owned a ford for 2 years and it has been running for a total of about 6 months.i hate ford Posted by: josiah on March 2, 2004 12:55 PM
Your Conscience needs to get a brain. Posted by: MattyDienhoff on April 22, 2004 08:58 AM
I hate everything about fords and their quiet steel! THEY EVEN SHOWED THAT YOU CANT HEAR A FIRETRUCK FROM THE INSIDE! Seems like they want to make people crash so they have to buy another ford! Quiet steel should be outlawed! Posted by: Zane on August 23, 2004 09:50 PM
Lose weight today Posted by: meridia on December 29, 2004 08:59 AM
THE NEW TUNDRAS ARE COMING.........2007........ I hope I can get a hold of one before my 2003 F150 burns to the ground.........in the meantime DISCONNECT that cruise control! Posted by: Shiner Boch on February 25, 2006 01:34 PM
I HATE FORDS!! I currently own a ford, and all I have is problems with it! I would much rather gat a chevy! Posted by: jess on June 20, 2006 06:11 PM
I've had a Ford for years, it well over 100,000 miles and never had a problem. Posted by: me on January 10, 2007 03:18 PM
Gee, and I thought I was alone out here. I just bought a 2007 F350 King Ranch Dually (14 November, 2006). The first day I got it, the entire instrument cluster died. They ordered a new one and installed it. Then, the idler pully on the front of the engine siezed and smoked the serpentine belt. They know about this problem, but alas NO RECALL. Then the turbine started making a LOUD SQUEAL. Amazingly they can't find the problem. The tires bounced so bad that at 30-34 mph you better not have a cup of coffee or it would be all over the truck (I showed them that I have to keep a towel under the cup holder just to catch spills). They said that under pressure did this. Now at 50mph, the howl is so loud you can't talk or hear the radio. Oh yeah, the CD player will intermitteltly reset to track "0" and freeze up. They say that they will look into that. They were also supposed to install a Rhino liner in the bed. Well, they have had it for the past "3" weeks, and still no bed liner. Gee, I love to make payments on a BRAND NEW FORD that has been in the shop for 1/2 of the time that I have owned it, and oh yes, I still get to make the payments on it. Am I alone out there? Posted by: Steve on January 31, 2007 01:25 PM
To Shiner Boch: There is a Ford recall on your cruise control problem. All they need is your VIN and they will fix it at no charge to you. Posted by: Steve on January 31, 2007 01:28 PM
Can I say I love my Titan? Awesome, tough, reliable truck. Nissan did a great job with it. I felt like a bit of a traitor buying an import. But, I've owned FORD. No need to explain why I jumped ship. And I owned a Chevy. Granted it was a certified lemon. But, I was not risking that again. So I reluctantly tried the Nissan. I was so impressed, I bought it right there. Would love to hear your thoughts on the Titan. I love mine. Posted by: Ronn Pearson on February 20, 2007 11:28 AM
February 24, 2002
Reproducing Success

How can a software company that makes and sells a development tool ensure that their early success, when they did their own consulting, can be reproduced as they grow and have third party consultants and internal IT people at their customers doing the implementations? This is something I've faced where I've worked before and I was wondering what to do when it comes up again.

Joel Spolsky has talked about a similar issue, why are small consulting firms often capable of doing better work than larger ones. The answer being, as I read it, that at large firms methodologies replace or constrict talent while small firms allow talented people to do good work. Unfortunately for a software firm that's going to want to rely on large consulting firms for implementation this answer is cold comfort.

What is it that makes early customer support efforts successful? I suppose I can identify a few obvious things.

Early on the close contact between the developers and the inhouse consultants means that the developers know how the package is being used and the consultants know which developer to go to for help. Also, at this stage the barriers preventing the consultants talking directly with the developers are likely to be lower so contact is easier. Aside from the practical help this provides I think the feeling of "community" between the developers and consultants provides the support that can be very useful when you're facing the customer trying to get stuff working that just isn't there.

Early on there are fewer consultants so each is likely to have seen a larger fraction of the total problem and solution space and they will know how to solve a larger fraction of the total problems. Inter consultant communication should also be better at this stage so that knowledge sharing is more effective.

As outside consultants are brought in how can the same success be continued, reproduced and extended? A couple of suggestions.

Some way to reduce consultant/implementor isolation and provide/encourage a sense of community among the consultants and between the consultants and developers. The use of internal newsgroups where implementors and developers can post and answer questions would help I think. It's been used fairly successfully by some companies. Perhaps even blogging could play a part by providing some regular update and "contact" between the people in the field and the developers.

For improved knowledge sharing I think that a patten approach to describing problems and solutions would work. These are loose enough to allow you to enter the information you have yet provide structure to help you think about the problem. The issue of coming up with a domain related or specific pattern language to make writing and reading the pattes/s easier and more fruitful is the topic of another post.

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Metafont and Alphabet Soup

Recycled post. This just in. Another alphabet generation system.

On sweetcode I found Alphabet Soup. This project explores the shapes of letters in the Roman alphabet with the help of a python program that generates variations on existing letter forms and completely new letter like shapes.

So Alphabet Soup reminded me of Metafont by Donald E. Knuth. And following those links led to Blue Sky Research which has some fonts produced by Metafont that you can download to use with postscript.

Another interesting exploration of letter forms is by Douglas R. Hofstadter. In his book Metamagical Themas: Questing for the Essence of Mind and Pattern he has a chapter talking about metafont. He also proposes letter recognition as an interesting AI problem. Just what is it that makes an a an a and makes it possible for people to recognize it? The actualization (never thought I'd use that word) of this is the project Letter Spirit that generates different consistent fonts for the 26 lowercase letters of the roman alphabet. The specific focus of Letter Spirit is the creative act of artistic letter-design. The aim is to model how the 26 lowercase letters of the roman alphabet can be rendered in many different but internally coherent styles. An interesting idea.

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February 19, 2002
new style?

Thanks to mss for the css. (if you can't see the difference you probably need to hit reload)

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February 13, 2002
Geeks In Their Natural Habitat

Daniel (waferbaby) Bogan's the head project "aims to help expose computer geeks in their natural habitat". My favorite photo of Alex with a computer though is Alex on vacation. Yes, he is outside in the sunshine. Of course, he has a computer with him. The towel? How else can you see the screen in this damn sunshine.

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February 04, 2002
RTFM becomes RTFG

It used to be RTFM when people asked you a question that was answered in the manual and they hadn't bothered to look themselves. Now when people come to me and say "What about X?" if I don't know the answer the first step is to type www.google.com. Then, often with them sitting right next to me, google provides copious amount of stuff about X including exactly the answers they want. At which point I feel like saying RTFG. It's not just that you'll probably find the answer by looking on google but you'll also see connections between what you're looking for and other stuff, and that's always interesting and sometimes useful.

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I find myself getting equally impatient with people who wander around wondering. I've always been quick to open the dictionary, the documentation, the style guide, or the encyclopedia when someone came to me with a question. And if I had a tough time finding an answer, I documented it myself so that it would be easier to find the next time. No doubt this personality quirk led to my current choice of professions. I agree. With google, there is no excuse not to know the answer (or at least no excuse not to look for the answer before asking me the question). Posted by: mss on February 7, 2002 01:14 PM
A friend of mine just coined the term RTFG and, after searching for the phrase on Google, found that you pre-empted him by several years. Nice job! Posted by: Rob Walling on August 24, 2005 06:35 PM
January 25, 2002
GPS for beer

Pub finding as an application for wearable computing. In the article it mentions the idea of a jacket that can give you a guided tour of Bristol. I like that but what next? Trousers that show you round Leeds, a nice tee shirt that takes you on a trip to Milton Keens, or underwear that shows you the night spots of Crewe?

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December 29, 2001
Better viruses through social engineering

So, if you wanted to create the ultimate computer virus (drum roll) how would you go about it? Well I have a few suggestions that I hope nobody implements. Certainly these are things that I think people should be on the look out for.

With the virus writing kits that are around now most script kiddies can put together something that is able to exploit outlook so the technical barriers are not very high. I think that the most important aspects of producing a successful virus are now in the area of social engineering.

Let's pretend that we can infect a single machine running outlook and that we're going to use outlook and email as out transmission mechanism and try for corporate infections in the USA.

Ok, how should an ideal virus behave. Well, to take a model from the natural world let's try and imagine a virus that is closer to AIDS than to ebola. The current virus model seems very much like ebola, massively infectious but killing the host so quickly that it is possible to quickly identify it and isolate it before it spreads. We're going to imagine something closer to AIDS, reasonably infectious but doesn't kill the host before it has a good chance to infect many others.

So, the first thing is not to send out a blizzard of email as soon as the infection is established. This is likely to give you away too soon. Let them trickle out over several hours. A second point here is not to send to any email groups or lists that you can find in the outlook address book. If someone gets the same message more than once in rapid succession from the same sender they will rightly suspect that it is a virus.

First then, let's first try our most successful technique. I think we could do more to exploit email groups/lists. Let's look through the outlook address book for groups like HR, Human Resources, or things like that. The idea is to try and identify if we have managed to infect a machine belonging to someone who is likely to send out company wide email that people are used to opening without too much thought. If the virus is on a machine belonging to someone in the human resources department then a message like Update to vacation policy with an attachement that looks like a word doc will likely prove pretty effective.

The groups approach could also work well from any machine in a Sales or Consulting group. Perhaps an Changes to expense reimbursement policy would be a good subject for a message that would be opened without too much thought. I sure real virus writers could think of others.

Secondly, I think we should look at the messages in the inbox or other folders for recently received messages that have attachments. The idea is to reply to these with a message body something along the lines of I marked my changes in the attached copy and attach instead of the attachement a renamed version of the virus payload. If you use the double extension technique you are likely to get a few hits this way. It would be useful if we could avoid people recognizing that they've been infected so if it was possible for any attachements to behave as if they were simply corrupted documents instead of viruses we could gain some more time.

Thirdly, for those people we didn't hit with option two from the current machine we need to send a more generic message to everyone that we didn't send to with the first approach. I think any of the humor or sex related vectors would work as well as any other, watch the spelling and grammar though.

Finally, another email groups attack. If we are really lucky we'll eventually land on a machine in the admin or sysadm or other such group. This is more likely if we've not given outselves away too soon in the other stages. In that case the obvious thing, and probably the best, is to send a message Virus signature update with the virus payload as an executable. As this is likely to be the most effective thing we can do the check for admin group should be the first thing done so that we manage to send at least this message before we're found out.

I think this combination of techniques could be more damaging than lots of the things we've seen so far. The more interesting question is why we've not seen these ideas in action before. They aren't difficult to think up, this lot is the result of a few lunch time talks among people who've never written a virus so it's not like other people haven't had the same thoughts. Some possibilities are.

  • We're saved by the fact that the current crop of email virus writers only want to show off their technical chops. They don't put much thought into the social aspects.
  • Email viruses aren't being used to distribute any other payload. Many IIS cracks seem to be used to put DDOS clients in place so there is a premium on being stealthy and getting a large base of infection. With current email viruses the disruption alone seems to be the only real point.
  • The paranoid one. It's already being done and we've just not noticed. Sensible people decry info warefare as being impractical, and I think they are right to do so. However, if you wanted to disrupt business making people distrust email could be part of the plan.

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This is a inventation to my party Time:200 Day:Friday April 25th Place:Zacrays pizza Type of Party: Friend party Posted by: Matt on April 19, 2003 05:40 PM